The Hotel End

A lady is walking to work one morning when she passes a pet shop with a cage hanging outside and a parrot inside it. On passing she hears a voice screech "Oi you!" so she turn and replies "Yes?" to which the parrot says "Look at you ya big fat cow!" The lady storms off disgusted.

The next morning she passes the pet shop and once again she hears the parrot screech "Oi, you!" so she turns and demands "What?" to which the parrot replies "Look at you ya big fat cow!" The lady storms off madder than ever and promises to herself if it happens again she will do something about it.

The next morning the same outcome of the parrot shouting down the street at her "Look at you ya big fat cow!" so this time she storms into the pet shop knocking the parrot cage on her way in and demanding to see the shop owner. The lady tells him what has gone on and he promises that if it says that again the thing will be stuffed.

The next morning the lady approaches the pet shop and with her head held high passes the parrot. Just as she feels at a safe distance her blood chills as she hears the parrot screech "Oi you!" so she turns and angrily demands "What?" to which there is a pause as the parrot eyes her with malice and then replies "You f**king know what"