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I don’t think I’ve seen it mentioned elsewhere - Morias is going to be out for at least 2 months as he’s torn his hamstring, Powell’s out for an undetermined period with another hamstring injury (along with McWilliams’ from the first day of the season are we seeing a pattern emerging?) and McWilliams is struggling after a kick on his foot.

I bet they’re chomping at the bit to rejoin the fray ::)

Can they at least make it more interesting by having a range of injuries and not all go for the same one.

Typical Cobblers  ;D ;D ;D

Agreed. No plan B as far as injuries are concerned (a bit like our formation & playing style?)!
 ;D

Lack of imagination  ;D

We need a nice cruciate injury on Saturday just to mix things up a bit!

That's a nice comment - you do realise how unpleasant said injury is ? Perhaps I lack your sense of humour or even wit ::)

You really are such a bore

You are a fine one to comment - cynical old bore!

It’s called banter mate - you need to seriously chill out 😘

Come on evers, he didn't name names and isn't wishing it upon anyone. Maybe he meant one of our "fans",possibly those who insist on climbing of seating risking serious injury to themselves and the others around them?

Climbers unfortunately nobble themselves sadly.  Obviously that could be shortened somehow if you like.

We need a really unusual injury that no-one has ever suffered before, but one that won't keep a key player out for ages.

My vote goes for a dislocated earlobe....

Any excuse to justify an unjustified comment. A cruciate injury is no joke not even in jest.

Lost a filling.

Spotted Dick....dropped on big toe.

Bitten by dog - happened to Chick Brodie.

Rumour Ash Taylor might be out on Saturday with an injury to his self esteem? Perhaps Frank could give him some cocoa and a cuddle, (but not in the grooming sense Frank obviously).

Hello Crotchless. Is that a ...

Service unit cookie manager ?

Dean Austin “We are well aware that we have had three hamstring injuries now, we are working the players hard but I think we need to. I’ve worked this way for 14 years and I’ve never had three muscle injuries like this. One can happen, two is unfortunate but when three happen we ask questions of ourselves. We have been looking at everything though, the data, the workload, the type of work we do and no stone will be left unturned.”

Fractured hair extensions?

 ;D

One or two may be suffering from swollen egos.

More like shrinking confidence to me. That would account for the bravado interviews

Mcwilliams, Powell, Morias and Barnett ruled out with injury.

I think we are missing Morais badly.

I think we are missing badly and maybe baldy.

I agree, he has the x-factor we need.

Agreed. He is the "pest" so many other teams have in attack and we don't if he's not playing.