The Hotel End

Why do people when waiting at a road crossing and the button on the traffic lights has clearly already been pressed then feel the need to press it again just to make sure?

Also, why do people go to the gym and then come outside and have a smoke?

My other big query is why do clearly overweight women on Gold St feel the need to wander around in tight leggings, sometimes you can even see sweat patches and to be honest when I'm walking back from Greggs with my sausage roll in hand, it often ruins the culinary delight I was hoping to enjoy.

Another one for you, when traffic lights are on red why do cars keep edging forwards, why for the love of god do people do this?

Final question, why do birds suddenly appear?

Why when people go to the gym do they park there car as close as possible so they don't have to walk !!

 Why do fat people drink diet coke

Why do women give blow jobs until you marry them.

as in, everytime you are near????

Why do Ford, BMW & 4x4 drivers not bother with indicators? Really irritating when waiting at a busy roundabout - assuming they are going straight on across you, only to find they exit before they get to you.

Seems to be the fashion for women in Northampton.

Why do young drivers with years of life left, drive at speeds that could kill them, and elderly drivers who could drop dead at any moment, drive so slowly? If I was 78 I'd speed everywhere, so I have more time to enjoy spending my money on hookers and drugs.

Try this one out, when you see someone look at their watch ask them the time and they will look at their watch again despite the fact that they looked at it just 2 seconds before

Why when you tread in dog poo do you feel the need to stretch your leg out as far as you can away from you?

Why do people over 30 feel the need to make a little groan noise when bending down to pick something off the floor?

Why do you feel compelled to stare at a dogs bollocks swinging about when they are passing you in a park etc? It is the last place you want to look at that moment in time but you still do it!

Why do people own Staffordshire bull terriers  ??? And if you have one I don't want to hear how it would never hurt a fly etc


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People on trains in London, have an overwhelming urge, to stare at, use, fiddle with, text, tweet, their mobile phones at 06.30 in the morning?  :)

Why do I always need to take a sh!t when I am in a hurry

people who have just picked up their dog's steaming pile of poo, put it in CLEAR plastic bags, and then walk along gaily swinging it like Mary Poppins.
They should stuff it in their pocket. At least then I'd be spared the sight of it, AND it'd keep their hand warm.

Why O why  ???


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Why do people use snow as a reason not to appear at work when public transport and mark one legs are still operating?

Unless people have done a Medman ex in Canada they have no idea what driving in snow and ice is like!

I did 7 months there one year, never one day when anyone had a day off because of the snow. Minus 25 with a wind chill across the prairie up to minus 46.

It's to show they really have picked up their dog's Posh. If they use an opaque bag, they may just be carrying random rubbish whilst leaving the Posh to add to the excitement for pedestrians trying to negotiate ice-covered pavements.

.... Smart phones do the dimmest things? whenever I scroll through this board, my dim phone keeps thinking I'm trying to 'Reply', or report a 'Spam Post'.

....we all have this crazy love affair with the Cobblers?

I do this  ;D ;D

Why do people say 'If I'm honest' ?

or "no disrespect" but then they do.... ::)

Why do people complain about Saturday night TV but then still keep on watching the crap?

Why do people from the local church look at me strangely when they ask for a donation and I offer them some blood from the next ritual sacrifice?

Whilst working at Lodge Farm last year, i noticed that the good people of Kings Heath, had taken to tying said plastic bags to the nearest tree or bush. At head height. Nice touch.

Sh!t heads

If you go sticking your head into bushes you really deserve a bag of s*** in your face.  ;D

Dogs dangling doings does dissipate doggers doing disgraceful dirty deeds.

Why do people feel compelled to ask questions?

Thank you!  ;D

Yeh, why is that?

Jack Russell owners tie a hanky around their dogs neck?

Oh oh I know this one! They've either never had children, or the children have grown up, emigrated, and never call.

See also people carrying Yorkies.

Why do people who have a considerably large amount of shopping use the self scanning machines at supermarkets which takes longer than if they queued at the check out.

Why do people spend ages at cash points? Surely you already planned to go to the cash point to get some cash, you don't need to take hours checking balances, getting receipts, putting in additional cards etc, dickhead.

*this happened in front of me this morning

Why does everyone want an Audi? So they are a good solid reliable car but why does the British car buying public have the thinking power of a sheep? Take a trip on the M1 in rush hour and every other car is an Audi it seems. At least the fad for buying 3 seris BMW's seems to have worn off  ;D

Why do people keep running over a piece of string/thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Why do people send txt messages to each other when they are separated by only a flight of stairs and the lack of motivation. Annoys me more than the inevitable Chris Arthur goal will tomorrow.

Why do people at the Esso station on the Welly Road, fill up with fuel, then go and do a weeks grocery shopping, thus blocking the pump off for ten minutes?  >:(

Why do lifts have a button for the floor that you are already on?

As the Roger Whittaker sang Why?

Why do I always pick the shopping trolley (Cart for Mr Feelgood) that has a dodgy wheel or is soaking bloody wet when it hasn't even rained.

...or full of the previous shoppers rubbish...

Why do people park on the opposite side of the road to where they live when their is space directly outside their own bloody house?

Why do the Highways Agency put signs up on motorways telling you the name of the river you are about to cross? It's not as if you're going to say "oh this is my exit".

Why do human beings bite the inside of their own mouths?

Why do people say "nice weather for ducks" when its raining on a bank holiday?

Why do people think UKIP are the answer to this country's problems?

I think a lot of people vote for them as more of a protest vote than think they are the actual solution. Me personally, I can't choose a single person I'd want to vote for.

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Why do people buy massive 4x4s and drive them like they will disintegrate if go faster than 20 mph.

Also Personnel number plates, why? I don`t care who you are just drive your f***ing car properly.

Im with you all the way on this.
And the more pompous amongst them, insist on calling them "cherished plates". ;D

Why do... Christmas Tree lights always come out tangled with at least one not working that takes ages to find out which one despite them all working and them being put away as tidy as possible after last years use?

Don't you know about the Christmas Gnomes? They visit every house and do this for a laugh.

Why do cyclists think that traffic light signals do not apply to them. The next time you run a red light i will run you down and crush your bike you shiny bummed cretin.

Why does the big hairy spider that runs out from my study into the front room and back again at 7:30 in the evening feel the need to do this.

Why do you have a study?

Why do old people do their shopping at weekends when most of the working public do theirs. anyone retired should be banned from shopping sat and sun

To study things in.

Why do buses run more frequently during the day when everyone is at work. Then run reduced frequency at evenings and weekends.

Why do young women have to put this stupid face when taking a selfie?

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Someone tell me      WHY?

Why do people moan about The Hotel End forum and generally put it down but still visit and post on here.


Very strange!

Why do we not have a sign warning us of the sign warning us of the 'cleaning in progress - wet floor' sign?

Why do so many cars have light bulbs that don't work nowadays? Check your bulbs and stay safe  ;)

Why do I find myself reading this thread again.

For the cars with the new LED headlights it could be the cost. One of those babies will set you back north of a grand.

Do you mean DRL's? Daytime running lights. 

Not just DRLs. Some of the newer cars have LED headlights. They were first used on Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercs and Toyota and are becoming more common.

Exmple: If you are lucky enough to own and R8 and you have a minor front end prang. You can kiss goodbye to nearly 3,000 quid for new lights before you even start paying for labour. The upshot will be that more and more cars will become insurance write offs that before would have been repaired, which will increase everyone's premiums.

...people sat in traffic think their windows are not transparent whilst they eat their nose breakfast...

The green crown jewels have antibiotic properties so eating them all up does you some good.

Why why why Delilah?

Perfume advertisements. Why do they have to be quite so shit.

Because you are worth it.  :-*

I prefer Brut (e)   ... ET TU.

 Splash it all over  ;D

Why do clams live over 500 years old?


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Why do the men have to fill the family cars with fuel ? Do women fear the large fuel nozzle?

Because people are uncertain about things that surround them.
And they keep in mind things that they need/want, not the things that (http://mega-joker-slot.com) surrounding people need/want.
So, the think about themselves and act the same way, without paying enough attention to other participants of the society.

Why do people wonder why cars have lights not working in winter they are used the most ?

Why do Nivea have new models every year for their anti aging cream?

Why does my toilet paper have puppies embossed on it? Is a puppy the absolute apogee in arse wiping?

..the adverts for PPI keep saying to get in before the deadline which has now been extended again until 2019?
Has anyone had a PPI payment?

Why do women wear sunglasses on the top of their head when they are indoors,  it's night or it's raining? They look ridiculous.

I think anyone that ignore the opportunity to get PPI back is mad. I did incredibly well out of it..

Out of curiosity, did you contact your bank or lender directly, or use a third party?
I am only asking, because I think that some of the fees charged are a bit extortionate. Was it an easy process if you did go straight to your bank?  :)

I went straight to the Bank, 6 weeks later £3,500 better off.  You can pay somebody to do that for you if you want, they will charge you about 10%  To be fair you have to be fairly dumb if you cant do it for yourself.

The question was not aimed at you, and I see no justification for your abuse.

I used to work for barclaycard a fair few years ago. Contact your bank direct. All a PPI company does is get you to fill out the same forms the banks do and charge you for it. Absolute opportunistic (legal) scammers.

Only replied Tabassco Kid because you asked a question on a forum, if you are expecting a reply from one person maybe you should PM them.
 If you think i was abusive maybe you havent got the intelligence to apply for a refund yourself.

And you havent got the intelligence to spell my username correctly. And I still see no justification for your abuse.

I do believe that they wear sunglasses on the top of their head because they are holding their hair from falling on face or smth.
I new at least 2 women who did that way.

Why do adults with small hands seem to be the angriest ?

why do people not use their f***ing indicators

Why do you come here
When you know it makes things hard for me ?
When you know, oh
Why do you come ?