Title: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Luton Cobbler on February 14, 2013, 16:03:44 pm Really don't understand all the fuss. He can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentines Day, shoot a load in his girlfriends face whilst imagining she was someone else
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, don't sneak up on Oscar Pretorius.... Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: MK_Cobbler on February 14, 2013, 16:19:14 pm It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...
Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Luton Cobbler on February 14, 2013, 17:01:56 pm When he said he wanted to be like able bodied athletes nobody envisaged he meant OJ Simpson
Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Wolvo on February 14, 2013, 19:17:20 pm It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow... Apparently he's now trying to blame it on being absolutely legless ::) Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: wrigleys on February 14, 2013, 19:37:30 pm Maybe he thought that she was being too 'below-the-kneedy'
Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: betamax toploader on February 14, 2013, 20:18:51 pm I wouldnt wanna be in his shoes.
Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: singcobb on February 16, 2013, 09:15:27 am 'Can you believe that Oscar Pistorius, he shoots his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but the next day is still walking about with a spring in his step!'
'New evidence has been found by the police outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder............... footprints. Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Tyler on February 17, 2013, 17:52:01 pm New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case, police have recovered a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene...and a couple of stumps
Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Insider on February 19, 2013, 20:12:12 pm Oscar Pritorius....is for the high jump.
Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: fatblokecobbler on March 05, 2013, 21:15:51 pm Police have said they`ve just found a list containg 20 more names of women Pistorios wnated to shoot.
They`ve named it "Shinless List". Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Dr Feelgood on March 06, 2013, 04:16:16 am Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.
I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison. Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: MoultonFox on April 22, 2016, 16:48:54 pm Oscar wanted a new bathroom door
but his girlfriend was dead against it Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius Post by: Deepcut Cobbler on April 23, 2016, 05:19:58 am ;D
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