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Title: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Luton Cobbler on February 14, 2013, 16:03:44 pm
Really don't understand all the fuss. He can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentines Day, shoot a load in his girlfriends face whilst imagining she was someone else

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
don't sneak up
on Oscar Pretorius....


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: MK_Cobbler on February 14, 2013, 16:19:14 pm
It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Luton Cobbler on February 14, 2013, 17:01:56 pm
When he said he wanted to be like able bodied athletes nobody envisaged he meant OJ Simpson


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Wolvo on February 14, 2013, 19:17:20 pm
It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...

Apparently he's now trying to blame it on being absolutely legless  ::)


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: wrigleys on February 14, 2013, 19:37:30 pm
Maybe he thought that she was being too 'below-the-kneedy'


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: betamax toploader on February 14, 2013, 20:18:51 pm
I wouldnt wanna be in his shoes.


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: singcobb on February 16, 2013, 09:15:27 am
'Can you believe that Oscar Pistorius, he shoots his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but the next day is still walking about with a spring in his step!'
 
'New evidence has been found by the police outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder...............
 
footprints.


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Tyler on February 17, 2013, 17:52:01 pm
New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case, police have recovered a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene...and a couple of stumps


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Insider on February 19, 2013, 20:12:12 pm
Oscar Pritorius....is for the high jump.


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: fatblokecobbler on March 05, 2013, 21:15:51 pm
Police have said they`ve just found a list containg 20 more names of women Pistorios wnated to shoot.
They`ve named it "Shinless List".


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Dr Feelgood on March 06, 2013, 04:16:16 am
Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: MoultonFox on April 22, 2016, 16:48:54 pm
Oscar wanted a new bathroom door

but his girlfriend was dead against it


Title: Re: Oscar Pretorius
Post by: Deepcut Cobbler on April 23, 2016, 05:19:58 am
 ;D