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Title: Thatcher
Post by: guest48 on April 08, 2013, 17:25:15 pm
Well somebody's got to be the first to post some of the jokes going around ,so I'll start with

Thatchers only been in hell for 2 hours and already she's closed down 3 furnaces !


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: IwishIwasafly on April 08, 2013, 21:03:54 pm
What will the Iron lady be known as in two weeks time?

Maggot Hatcher


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: IwishIwasafly on April 08, 2013, 21:04:36 pm
When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "f***ing brilliant!"

Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.

Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: IwishIwasafly on April 08, 2013, 21:05:27 pm
Just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave.

Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger.


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: IwishIwasafly on April 08, 2013, 21:06:55 pm
Doctors tonight have described Baroness Thatchers condition as "Satisfactory"


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: IwishIwasafly on April 08, 2013, 21:24:37 pm
This new Argentinian pope doesn't hang about does he.


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: semilong cobbler on April 12, 2013, 12:00:06 pm
Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatcher's funeral. But 'Wake Up Maggie' may not be everyone's favourite.


Title: Re: Thatcher
Post by: guest48 on April 17, 2013, 20:38:57 pm
Reports have come out that Jimmy Saville was a good friend of Thatcher , just when you think his reputation couldn't get any lower !