The 12th Marquis of Sixfields
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2014, 14:44:37 pm » |
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You don't get so many injuries when you're winning every match
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The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2023
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Alwaysdark
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2014, 22:40:12 pm » |
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It's the gypsy curse
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In the sad town cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside.
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guest2235
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« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2014, 08:59:57 am » |
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Chris Wilder has vowed to investigate the causes behind the Cobblers’ recent injuries to see if there is a ‘theme’ to them.
I'm sure he's too busy to get to the bottom of this this so I feel we should all give him some help on who to bring in for questioning first. I reckon I'd bring in that character that works at the club called dog. He's a shifty little person I feel sure he knows something. I think we should get him down there in big Dave's broom cupboard and try a bit of old school torture on him. Something like thumb screws, bamboo shoots down the fingernails, crushing by elephant (might be too tight a space for that), staple his earlobes, tickle him until he wets his pants or make him read the whole of the redevelopment thread! Failing that we could let him have a session with Craig Smith
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Razor
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« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2014, 11:17:10 am » |
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I quite like the idea of themed injuries.
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bungle
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« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2014, 13:28:09 pm » |
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By my reckoning Robertson, Tozer, Byrom and Toney are the only regular starters who haven't been injured.
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