What is wrong with Northampton Town?

[CordwainerBill]

Mourinho = Lucky to have a really rich owner and talent.
Boothroyd= unlucky to be rather poor at football management.

Ah yes but having talent or being poor at managment doesn't come into it using Marvos logic . It's all down to luck apparently.

[John]

Oh I get it now ,so it's

Mourinho = Lucky
Boothroyd= unlucky


All seems so simple when you explain it like that, I wonder why players bother getting out of bed?

I had to laugh at this. Gilly, you just don't get it, you've even got this arse about face. You are without doubt the most stupid poster I've ever come across and don't ever underestimate that achievement as the competition on here is red hot.

Boothroyd unlucky? Are you mad, he must be the luckiest man within football. Time and time again I walked up the hill after a home game when you'd see people shaking their heads saying "How the hell did we win that?" Somehow, we made it through to the play-offs, all Boothroyd had to do was stick with the side that had disposed of Cheltenham so professionally but no, not Boothroyd, he knew better, he knew better than every fan sitting in Wembley Stadium that day, at least he thought he did. Well the rest is history as they say and Boothroyd managed to follow up that embarrassment with our worst start to a season in decades. He was rightly belatedly sacked and you'd think he'd never be let near a football pitch again but no, he's given a job with the England team. The fucking ENGLAND team! Unlucky Boothroyd? You've got to be joking.

As for Mourinho, I'd say he was quite fortunate too, though he's a good manager as long as he's at a club where somebody can bankroll his desires. Would he have West Ham or Southampton where they are in the Premier League? I seriously doubt it but hey, he wouldn't take a job like that in the first place, the boys no mug.

PS: Would you like me to ask Jefferson if he'll let you back on the Chron site?

Chelsea (seeing as they've become part of the conversation) were a middling top flight club. They were never in much danger of being relegated but at the same time never looked like challenging at the top. Now do you think they are now where they are because of the manager, the players, the tactics, the training facilities or is it because of the millions pumped into the club by a Russian Billionaire?

[John]

No mate, it's all down to luck; all the teams we play are luckier than us - a lot luckier than us in most cases. Every time our manager pulls the 11 names at random out of the hat, and in spite of his creative and imaginative team selections in which he tries to explore every possible permutation and combination of the few uninjured and still motivated ones available, we get bad luck. Every week we get bad match officials and dodgy decisions, which always go against us and not the other team. Sometimes we have long tiring journeys to play the opposition away and often the weather is not very nice for us and the pitch is a bit bumpy. Other clubs have been fortunate enough to assemble a bunch of players who fortunately can tackle, pass, score goals and not let too many in, and are interested enough to do so - you know, all the clever stuff that we haven't had much joy with since 1987 (cor, what a flukey streak that was!). We also have a very unlucky fitness regime which despite all efforts means that we are constantly getting unexpected injuries, on and off the pitch, sometimes before a ball has been kicked. We've got the most luckless chairman in the Football League who has hit misfortune so hard in his business dealings of late that he has actually been struck dumb.

I'm afraid it's all down to luck you see.

Of all the stalkers I've accumulated through the years, Clunt is without doubt my favourite. Not only is he reliable, he's loyal, turns up almost every time I post and delivers such rich pickings. I don't know what I'd do without him.

[John]

Fair play to you, I do understand where you are coming from...but...

What would happen though if you found your Mrs shagging a bloke? You'd probably dump her, right? The same thing happens with the next bird, and then again with another bird.

So. You are on your forth bird now, you return home from work and catch her shagging someone. Do you still dump her or do you think 'I can't keep getting shot of them, I will end up going through the same cycle again so on this occasion I'm going to stand by her'.

In other words, if Wilder isn't doing his job well then we've got to get rid of him at some point. Surely?

First off, is it the same bloke?

No. Okay then. First wife, I'd kill. I'd claim it was a crime of passion when I found out. I'd be out by now and it would be the much cheaper option.
Because of what happened to wife one I guess there would only be two further outcomes. Either I wouldn't find another wife or if I did, she'd have more sense than to cheat on a convicted wife murderer.

Now I've a question for you. How can you guarantee wife 5 wouldn't sleep around and I'd end up back in the same position 18 months down the line? You can't and that's your problem. If they're all going to cheat I might as well settle on one for her housekeeping abilities.

[Ralap]

Can you please stop using the F Word in your posts - what's the point


Errr, nah. F uck off and die for Christmas you boring old twat.

[CordwainerBill]

I had to laugh at this. Gilly, you just don't get it, you've even got this arse about face. You are without doubt the most stupid poster I've ever come across and don't ever underestimate that achievement as the competition on here is red hot.

Boothroyd unlucky? Are you mad, he must be the luckiest man within football. Time and time again I walked up the hill after a home game when you'd see people shaking their heads saying "How the hell did we win that?" Somehow, we made it through to the play-offs, all Boothroyd had to do was stick with the side that had disposed of Cheltenham so professionally but no, not Boothroyd, he knew better, he knew better than every fan sitting in Wembley Stadium that day, at least he thought he did. Well the rest is history as they say and Boothroyd managed to follow up that embarrassment with our worst start to a season in decades. He was rightly belatedly sacked and you'd think he'd never be let near a football pitch again but no, he's given a job with the England team. The fucking ENGLAND team! Unlucky Boothroyd? You've got to be joking.

As for Mourinho, I'd say he was quite fortunate too, though he's a good manager as long as he's at a club where somebody can bankroll his desires. Would he have West Ham or Southampton where they are in the Premier League? I seriously doubt it but hey, he wouldn't take a job like that in the first place, the boys no mug.

PS: Would you like me to ask Jefferson if he'll let you back on the Chron site?

Chelsea (seeing as they've become part of the conversation) were a middling top flight club. They were never in much danger of being relegated but at the same time never looked like challenging at the top. Now do you think they are now where they are because of the manager, the players, the tactics, the training facilities or is it because of the millions pumped into the club by a Russian Billionaire?

Alright mate calm down, I was agreeing with you, I just wonder why anyone bothers with all this training and tactics nonsense when you may aswell just wait for the stars to sort themselves out.
Wait!! What has the Russian millions got to do with it, I thought the reason for  Chelsea's success is simply because their stars have aligned at the moment? Im confused now, are you sure about this?

[John]

Alright mate calm down, I was agreeing with you, I just wonder why anyone bothers with all this training and tactics nonsense when you may aswell just wait for the stars to sort themselves out.
Wait!! What has the Russian millions got to do with it, I thought the reason for  Chelsea's success is simply because their stars have aligned at the moment? Im confused now, are you sure about this?

The Russian Billionaire is part of the stars lining up you fool. 

[CordwainerBill]

The Russian Billionaire is part of the stars lining up you fool. 

Right , do yourself a favour , at the next station quickly jump off , go to the nearest shop and get yourself a fresh pair of knickers and some tampax , come back when you can be polite. Yeah?

[Gibbo]

Right , do yourself a favour , at the next station quickly jump off , go to the nearest shop and get yourself a fresh pair of knickers and some tampax , come back when you can be polite. Yeah?

Total Tosser

[Clint]

Of all the stalkers I've accumulated through the years, Clunt is without doubt my favourite. Not only is he reliable, he's loyal, turns up almost every time I post and delivers such rich pickings. I don't know what I'd do without him.

My goodness, Marvo, you are in a bad mood today dear boy. You'll have a coronary. Have a sherry and chill out, it's Christmas. 

[everbrite]

Of all the stalkers I've accumulated through the years, Clunt is without doubt my favourite. Not only is he reliable, he's loyal, turns up almost every time I post and delivers such rich pickings. I don't know what I'd do without him.

I agree with this

[garibaldi]

Right , do yourself a favour , at the next station quickly jump off , go to the nearest shop and get yourself a fresh pair of knickers and some tampax , come back when you can be polite. Yeah?

Polite? To whom? Not you, surely? (Don't call me Shirley!)

[Alwaysdark]

It's the gypsy curse

Until a virgin sacrifice is made on the centre spot at midnight we will always be average and disappointing.

Now all we need to do is find a virgin 

[A view from the east]

I agree with this

I don't agree with this but I would still like to join the Marvo fan club.
Who qualifies ?

[tcobb]

If you can "snipe" at other posters you qualify, plus sucking up comes in handy as well 

[everbrite]

If you can "snipe" at other posters you qualify, plus sucking up comes in handy as well 

I don't agree with this but I would still like to join the Marvo fan club.
Who qualifies ?

I am not one of Marvo loyal fans as you probably well know, Eastie. Some of his recent comments on this board have been on the mark. As tcobb suggests if you snipe at others you may qualify. Got a feeling you wouldn't dare snipe at Marvo though 

[A view from the east]

I am not one of Marvo loyal fans as you probably well know, Eastie. Some of his recent comments on this board have been on the mark. As tcobb suggests if you snipe at others you may qualify. Got a feeling you wouldn't dare snipe at Marvo though 

Oh I don't know.
Depends how bored I get over Christmas 

[everbrite]

Oh I don't know.
Depends how bored I get over Christmas 

Go on Easty - have a go,  its Christmas after all

[oop_north]

Not enough use of the East changing rooms.  Any more defeats, and they should be made to get changed under the shell of the Exec boxes......

[bri77]

It's the gypsy curse

Until a virgin sacrifice is made on the centre spot at midnight we will always be average and disappointing.

Now all we need to do is find a virgin 

Good luck with that in Northampton then