Iest_ntfc
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« on: December 06, 2010, 10:12:05 am » |
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Looks like there's a comedian within the club
@ClarenceDragon on twitter
A few of his tweets below
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon @leonmckenzie1 is da man. Says if I give i-pod back he'll sort me out a fine ass ho. Can't wait to use my "Enter the Dragon" chat up lines 12 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon stole @leonmckenzie1 i-pod after game. Never thought I'd find Kris Kross & Colour Me Badd on it. "I Wanna Sex You Up" is a rude boy tune! 13 hours ago
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon also got football training with Paul Rodgers. Simple stuff this week- side foot passing. Give me 3 weeks & I reckon I can teach him it #ntfc 13 hours ago
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon Big week this week, going to hunt down that tit Bernie the inbred Saints dog. This town's only big enough for one mascot and it ain't him 13 hours ago
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon Tried to set my wings on fire so I twatted him. Last saw him getting a fireman's lift to a taxi from Johnno. No one messes with the C-Drag 13 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon Bridge Street for a few, then Auntie Ruths and then the little fecker Thornton got onto the Babycham - that boy can't handle bubbles.. 13 hours ago
ClarenceDragon Clarence The Dragon Blinding headache today. Out celebrating #ntfc 2-0 win v Stockport with Johnno and Thornton last night - very messy night....
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I can't think of anything funny to write here
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abington_cobbler
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2010, 11:51:21 am » |
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I got to follow him because he sounds like he's going to be a good laugh
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ArmchairCobbler81
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2010, 16:05:30 pm » |
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Quality, keep them coming Iest_ntfc. Could it possibly be Alistair Slowe getting his own back on McKenzie for his huge forehead jibes? Maybe he's being lined up as the new matchday entertainer?
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Gen.Disorda
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 12:35:21 pm » |
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his tweets about bernie the saints mascot are f***ing hilarious , talking about the straightner he was trying to arrange in becon bingo car park.
I said that having it at half time would double the attendance at sixfields and he replied
ClarenceDragon @General_Disorda That Mug ain't setting foot inside C-Drag's stadium. I'd break him in half before he got as far as Matalan #CDragrunsNN5
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Tyro
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 16:56:05 pm » |
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I do hope the owner of this Clarence Tweeting doesn't go OTT as in theory he represents the club & something said in jest may be taken otherwise by those at Sixfields.
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Do you know what "Nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by a sex starved voyeur that is Tyro.
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DustCobb
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 17:00:17 pm » |
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I had money on it being you Tyro to be honest!
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The 12th Marquis of Sixfields
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2010, 17:20:56 pm » |
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I do hope the owner of this Clarence Tweeting doesn't go OTT as in theory he represents the club & something said in jest may be taken otherwise by those at Sixfields.
My opinions are not those of the real C.T.D or NTFC If The Queen isn't bothered by her fake one, I doubt a f***ing fancy dress costume will.
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The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2023
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Tyro
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2010, 16:44:54 pm » |
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Just to clarify I am not behind Clarence's Tweets, to busy wooing the Gals with Uncle Tyro's naughty tweets
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Do you know what "Nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by a sex starved voyeur that is Tyro.
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 22:57:57 pm » |
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absolutely brilliant !! if i had twitter i would add him..
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abington_cobbler
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 23:07:26 pm » |
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This was posted by C-Drag earlier...
Rumour is, Bernie is giving it large in town. Jumping in Abdul's pimped up Clio to check it out. Tinted windows up so we keep it low profile
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Enya_NTFC
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2010, 15:46:41 pm » |
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Hahah, I happen to know the two people that dress up as the Saints mascots. this could be interesting...
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DustCobb
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2010, 15:59:22 pm » |
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I don't think its serious m'duck....
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abington_cobbler
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2010, 17:19:00 pm » |
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Hahah, I happen to know the two people that dress up as the Saints mascots. this could be interesting... Dress up? I thought Clarence was a real dragon... next you will be telling me father Christmas doesn't exist!
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 07:05:37 am » |
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I'm following Clarence now Stalker
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2010, 10:00:54 am » |
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I don't know who it is but I do know that whilst Clarence is our mascot we will never win the Mascots Grand National, he isn't good enough.
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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