Jeremy C has put an article up from another website stating £250,000 deal to be completed next week! The fee gets lower every day doesn't it!?
Don't worry the sell on elements will be higher (cough).
When Mike Ashley and his crew came riding by
In a flash Cardoza changed his plan
We need cash let's sell him if we can
Poor Ivan, what you going to do
Sold to play on a zero hours contract
What you going to do
Poor Ivan, what you going to do
Things look bad for you
What you are going to do
Could you use a forward
You hairy bunch of Geordies
Young, strong, well behaved
Going cheap and he scores goals
In a trice the dirty deal was done
An undisclosed fee for Cobblers' favourite son
Then the geordies galloped off with Ivan in tow
Off to Newcastle where Ivan was not keen to go
It would not be a picnic he could tell
I don't speak Geordie very well
