Ahem...
We've got a lovely bunch of cobblers
There they all are standing in a row
Big ones small ones some have a skinhead.
After paying a match against them you wish you'd stayed in bed
HEY
We've got a lovely bunch of cobblers
Lots goals they score upon the pitch
Cobblers is our life you can even bring your kids and wife
Singing goal a goal get in you b1tch.