New songs?

[Lanakings]

[Ormen]

I'm a cobblers man (clap), your a cobblers girl (clap)
Let's all cheer on the cobblers in our cobblers world!(clap)

.....Repeat until footballing world domination is completed. 

[everbrite]

Fond remembrance to Bayo

[Ormen]

A little bit of Moloney down the wing
A little bit of Richards he scores we sing
A little bit of Taylor free kick maestro
A little bit of O'Tool..  we've got John Joe
A little bit of Hoskins on the run
A little bit of Smith our number one
A little bit of Buchanan plays every game
A little bit of McCourt the ball he'll claim

Zander's  No. 5!
 
A little bit of Zakuani from the Congo
A little bit of Gorré he's dutch you know
A little bit of Anderson can play anywhere
A little bit of Rob Page he's got no hair
A little bit of Nyatanga from Barnsley on loan
A little bit of Revell up front alone
A little bit of Byrom "we love you Joel"
A little bit of Potter and his close control

Zander's  No. 5!

A little bit of Beautyman he's only ten
A little bit of Cornell warms the bench again
A little bit of Hanley if he gets a game
A little bit of Hooper and his wonderful aim
A little bit of Sonupe the Tottenham lad
A little bit of McDonald was he just a fad
A little bit of Phillips the forgotten man
A little bit of D'Ath he'll leave in Jan

Zander's  No. 5!

[Ormen]

A little bit of Cornell warms the bench again
A little bit of Hanley if he gets a game

A little bit of McDonald was he just a fad

Someone reads these then 

[Moultoncobb]

New ditty for Stourbridge....

(To the tune of When I Was Young I Had No Sense)

Mackintosh, he has no clue
A council loan, he rushed it through
13 million, down the drain
He passes off, the blame again

Or

Dodgy Dave, he has no shame
13 million, down the drain
A council loan, he rushed it through,
The boys in blue, are coming for you

[Ormen]

You put your John Joe in, your John Joe out
In out In out he'll kick you all about.
He'll score a nice toe pokey and then he'll run around
That's what it's all about.

WOOAAAHO he's Page's top blokey
He LIIIIKKKES his early baths all soapy
He DOONN'T like rap, likes Irish folky

Knees kicked
Arms pulled
yell
ow
card

[Battery Man]

I like that one ormen, made me laugh

[Ormen]

A special one for next week..


O  ...Frost here in Stourbridge adds a sparkle to this shit hole.
With a nice frost cover placed upon your pitch we just might have seen a goal
Frost here in Stourbridge means that your not going to play
Should have spent some dough to stop the stands shadow, now were here on a fucking Tuesday (Wednesday, Thursday).

[Ormen]

We'll tell you why, we don't like Stourbridge
We'll tell you why, we don't like Stoooouuuurbridge
We'll tell you why, we don't like Stourbridge

They should have puu..uuuuuut some covers down

[Ralap]

To the tune of Stings English man in New York.

Whoa-oh
Harry Beautyman
Cockney Harry Beautyman
He's an English man in midfield.

Whoa-oh...

[The 12th Marquis of Sixfields]

All we are say-ing is bring someone on - to Give Peace A Chance, obviously.

[bri77]

Sacked in the morning, you should be sacked in the morning.

[Moultoncobb]

Sit down shut up, sit down shut up

[Ormen]

Remove the Rudy and replace with Pagey 

[#Frank]

OOOOO ...
Up the Town Girls
We've all living in our Northampton town world
You better never eat a Cobblers pie
We can't eat as many as Barry Fry
Here us cry for our Northampton town girls
We've all living in our Northampton town world
As long as anyone with true claret blood can
And now we're looking for a goal scoring man
We've got a plan

..and repeat..

[BrixworthCobbler]

ROB PAGE'S BARMY ARMY!!

(On repeat for 90 minutes, just so he knows how much we all love him)

[Lanakings]

We want a manager,
the manager wants us,
kissing each other,
while we sign the IRA song.

I'm acting hard,
while i hide in the stand,
wait till you see me outside,
can i hold your hand

[guest2677]

Edinburgh Man: The Fall.

Do the link please someone. (Hit the north little Frank).

[#Frank]