Deepcut Cobbler
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« on: August 27, 2015, 19:22:56 pm » |
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'The Cobbler' goes to his work mate 'Poshie' and says "I'm sleeping with the boss's wife. Can you keep him back in the office for an hour after work for me?" 'Poshie' doesn't like it, but being a 'mate', he agrees. After work, 'Poshie' starts talking to the boss, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the boss gets annoyed and asks 'Poshie' what he's really up to. 'Poshie', feeling guilty, finally confesses to the boss "My mate 'The Cobbler' is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The boss thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a brotherly hand on 'Poshies' shoulder and says "You’d better hurry home right now. My wife died a year ago."
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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