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« on: September 19, 2015, 09:25:29 am » |
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A jewish couple decided they would have a new shower unit installed in there bathroom. a plumber called to do the job, he was German. After he had left the couple decided to test ther bright, shiny shower to see how well it worked. When they turned it on, they could smell gas, it was comming from the shower head!
I suppose it was a case of''old habits die hard''
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North_East_Cobbler
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2015, 08:40:59 am » |
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A jewish couple decided they would have a new shower unit installed in there bathroom. a plumber called to do the job, he was German. After he had left the couple decided to test ther bright, shiny shower to see how well it worked. When they turned it on, they could smell gas, it was comming from the shower head!
I suppose it was a case of''old habits die hard''
That's such an incredibly poor joke on every single level! - Unless I've missed something so obvious, and I'm too special to understand? - The only mildly amusing thing about it is how poor the spelling, punctuation and grammar is! |
5th place in the 2014 AND 2015 Grand National Sweepstake competitions. . . . .
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2015, 09:51:33 am » |
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That's such an incredibly poor joke on every single level! - Unless I've missed something so obvious, and I'm too special to understand? - The only mildly amusing thing about it is how poor the spelling, punctuation and grammar is!
Agreed, I thought that I must have been the only one to have missed the 'funny' punch line? |
“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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Monkey
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2015, 14:48:00 pm » |
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Was that even a joke, or just the mildly racist ramblings of a senile old man.
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North_East_Cobbler
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2015, 11:16:16 am » |
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Was that even a joke, or just the mildly racist ramblings of a senile old man.
I'm glad it wasn't just me chaps, thanks for confirming! - I must admit, I enjoy coming on here and having a read of the funnies. . . . . but this one fails |
5th place in the 2014 AND 2015 Grand National Sweepstake competitions. . . . .
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defender
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2015, 12:46:24 pm » |
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Was that even a joke, or just the mildly racist ramblings of a senile old man.
THANK YOU FOR THAT COMMENT MONKEY, You are dead right in you question, I am an old man and possibly a touch senile, But fear not you will be here one day. As for the grammer in my post, Where is the question mark in yours? |
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defender
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2015, 20:33:56 pm » |
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The point here is that, it was a joke, don't take it so seriously.
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North_East_Cobbler
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2015, 09:40:15 am » |
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The point here is that, it was a joke, don't take it so seriously.
I think you need a Thesaurus, as a joke it was not. . . .  Don't take our criticism to heart. - I've enjoyed yours, and others, jokes over the years. - It's just that this one is utter tripe! - The other comments on this thread made me chuckle more than the "joke" itself. - Take it on board, and come back stronger  |
5th place in the 2014 AND 2015 Grand National Sweepstake competitions. . . . .
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Alwaysdark
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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2015, 11:49:29 am » |
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The point here is that, it was a joke, don't take it so seriously.
For one who likes the art of defence, this was a poor attempt. Your other "joke" about the immigrant is also very poor. |
In the sad town
cold iron hands clap
the party of clowns outside.
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