Blimey I forgot about foul throws.
11. Foul throws! International footballers can't even take a throw in!!! How many times have I shouted that at the telly over the last few years? I'll tell you. 7,443! I'm also known to regularly shout ''foul throw'' very loudly of a Sunday morning whilst watching my son's team play. Why do they do it? Because of the example set by a bunch of overpaid cheats they watch on telly.
12. The fact that they're all overpaid cheats? Obviously apart from all players at NTFC, Messi and Bayo!