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Christmas Cracker Jokes 2010

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« on: December 22, 2010, 15:20:45 pm »

When I was a young lad, my mum & dad made me walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2010, 18:33:19 pm »

The worse the better..... Tongue

What does a cat lay its head on when it goes to sleep?
A caterpillow.

What horse only sleeps at night?
A nightmare

What happened to the man who dreamed that he was eating a giant marshmallow?
When he woke up, his pillow was gone.

Doctor, Doctor I am having trouble sleeping at night.
Lie on the edge of your wardrobe, you will soon drop off.

Why did the man put his bed in the fireplace?
So he could sleep like a log.

Why is a river lazy?
Because it never leaves it's bed.

Why are you late for work?
There are eight in our family and the alarm clock was set for seven.

What question can never be answered with YES?
Are you asleep?


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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 20:57:55 pm »

The worse the better..... Tongue

What happened to the man who dreamed that he was eating a giant marshmallow?
When he woke up, his pillow was gone.



When that happened to me, I never found the giant marshmallow that was on my bedside table.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 21:01:21 pm »

Velcro............. WHAT A RIP OFF!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 21:04:30 pm »

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?


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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 21:09:27 pm »

My goldfish is a weatherman, I put sunglasses on him and call him......
 MY COOL FISH
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 21:11:59 pm »

Ten cats in a boat, one jumps out, how many are left?
 
None, all the rest are copy cats.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 21:14:13 pm »

Where do you put a dog that's making a noise in the street?

IN A BARKING LOT
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