The worse the better.....
What does a cat lay its head on when it goes to sleep?
A caterpillow.
What horse only sleeps at night?
A nightmare
What happened to the man who dreamed that he was eating a giant marshmallow?
When he woke up, his pillow was gone.
Doctor, Doctor I am having trouble sleeping at night.
Lie on the edge of your wardrobe, you will soon drop off.
Why did the man put his bed in the fireplace?
So he could sleep like a log.
Why is a river lazy?
Because it never leaves it's bed.
Why are you late for work?
There are eight in our family and the alarm clock was set for seven.
What question can never be answered with YES?
Are you asleep?
