Loved reading this thread - nice to know this stuff happens at real clubs too!
I'll share one from the Winkeldome - there's a young lad of about 16 or 17 a couple of rows in front of me who spends the entire game either screaming the C-word at EVERY refereeing decision that goes against us or giving the coffee bean shake to the away fans... who are 120 metres away and in the upper tier and obviously can't see him.
I can assure you Jeema will top anything you have ever seen, strange strange man