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"Things shouted out by the knob head who sits behind/next/near me".

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« Reply #100 on: March 13, 2016, 08:38:56 am »

Well you need a man and a woman who love each other very much and then it's something to do with bees I think  Wink

After they have had a 'special cuddle'...
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« Reply #101 on: March 13, 2016, 08:50:46 am »

After they have had a 'special cuddle'...

With the bees ...
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« Reply #102 on: March 13, 2016, 10:55:29 am »

With the bees ...
Like this..




Had you been waiting a while to be able to post that one?  Grin
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« Reply #103 on: March 13, 2016, 11:28:47 am »

Every time I read this thread, I feel like I'm in the company of a group of people who have just discovered football...



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Had you been waiting a while to be able to post that one?  Grin
 

Yes. You have got to admit that she is a bit of a honey  Grin
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« Reply #104 on: March 13, 2016, 12:11:43 pm »

How do you feel now  Grin
 

Yes. You have got to admit that she is a bit of a honey  Grin
With an impressive set of bugs.
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« Reply #105 on: March 13, 2016, 15:32:49 pm »

Old boy near me absolutely hates Lawson.
The young man who is still learning his trade is completely missed on this grizzly fan, shouts of Prat, idiot and get him off within minutes of his substitute introduction and stays constant throughout.
He's also very preemptive whenever our opponents have the ball anywhere near our goal 'here it comes' he states 40 odd times per game, but to his credit he got it right once yesterday.
All that said I wish the old boy well and hope he enjoys next season when we'll be under the cosh for vast periods of games and Lawson will have his work cut out against higher opposition, but my ears will not be within earshot of him.. I'm moving seat. 
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« Reply #106 on: March 13, 2016, 15:46:48 pm »

but my ears will not be within earshot of him.. I'm moving seat. 

Better the devil you know  Wink You could end up near Mr/Mrs Methane like I was for a couple of games.
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« Reply #107 on: April 04, 2016, 06:32:00 am »

After a quiet few games, the nob head behind me was back at it on Saturday as the final whistle went - "You've blown it now! Blown it! Fůcking rubbish, Cobblers!"

Hmm. 14 points clear of second with 6 games to play? Yep, we're clearly up sh1t creek without a paddle...

Edit - I've just remembered he also took several opportunities to berate the linesman for enforcing the offside rule as it stands now rather than how it used to be (i.e. affecting play rather than just in an offside position). It's not that he didn't understand the new rule, just that he felt the linesman should "show some common sense" by just pretending the rule hadn't changed!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #108 on: April 04, 2016, 09:05:23 am »

Some bloke a few rows in front of me wasn't happy midway through the 2nd half on Saturday. He made his point very strongly to all of those around him. I will let him reply to this (he posts on here) if he so wishes!  Grin
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« Reply #109 on: April 04, 2016, 09:35:46 am »

With the bees ...
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That's the Bee's teets that.  Grin
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« Reply #110 on: April 04, 2016, 13:10:39 pm »

Some bloke a few rows in front of me wasn't happy midway through the 2nd half on Saturday. He made his point very strongly to all of those around him. I will let him reply to this (he posts on here) if he so wishes!  Grin

Was it telling the kids to stop singing about the IRA ?
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« Reply #111 on: April 04, 2016, 14:17:35 pm »

We should be able to come up with a replacement line instead of the IRA bit
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« Reply #112 on: April 04, 2016, 16:52:47 pm »

why should we change it?
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« Reply #113 on: April 04, 2016, 17:07:16 pm »

why should we change it?

Exactly what I thought  Huh?
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« Reply #114 on: April 04, 2016, 17:33:49 pm »

We should be able to come up with a replacement line instead of the IRA bit

Horsham Town's (soon to be Ryman South) smattering of supporters refer to themselves as The Lard Army; this is their version:

"Give me lard in my heart,
Keep me Horsham,
Give me lard in my heart,
I pray,
Give me lard in my heart,
Keep me Horsham,
Keep me Horsham to the break of day.

No surrender,
No surrender,
No surrender,
To the low fat spread."
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« Reply #115 on: April 04, 2016, 17:43:20 pm »

Exactly what I thought  Huh?
because what relevance does it have to a football match in 2016?
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« Reply #116 on: April 04, 2016, 17:52:44 pm »

because what relevance does it have to a football match in 2016?
TBF what relevance did it have to a football match in 1984?
Football has always been linked to religion.
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« Reply #117 on: April 04, 2016, 17:56:31 pm »

Football is a religion
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« Reply #118 on: April 04, 2016, 17:59:08 pm »

Sure is and Sixfields is the Church 
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« Reply #119 on: April 04, 2016, 19:31:26 pm »

why should we change it?

To annoy you. That is a good  enough reason for anybody.
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