"Things shouted out by the knob head who sits behind/next/near me".

[Clarity]

Very loudly in front of me “What’s your plan B Curle, hoof if further”

[guest3338]

And the first comment was made by the manager. 

Very good.

[Manwork04]

Very loudly in front of me “What’s your plan B Curle, hoof if further”

Who shouted that David Kelly?

[BackOfTheNet]

There was one yesterday when Hoskins got fouled in the second half. Some bloke near me misunderstood the decision and thought Hoskins had been given offside. "He was never offside! Never!" he shouted. Fair enough, we all get the wrong end of the stick sometimes. But then the Cheltenham players took up defensive positions and Adams came to stand over the ball while they waited for Sammy to sort himself out. You'd think at this point the penny would drop, but no. He was still ranting away about the lino and his bad offside decision.

He was still muttering about it as Adams played the ball into the box!

[Ron Obvious]

Cornell had the ball in his hand for two seconds, two seconds!!!! cue the Knob heads screaming...get on with it! Some people need to calm themselves down otherwise a heart attack will sadly calm them down for good.

[Manwork04]

Cornell had the ball in his hand for two seconds, two seconds!!!! cue the Knob heads screaming...get on with it! Some people need to calm themselves down otherwise a heart attack will sadly calm them down for good.

That’s because Cornell takes an eternity to take free kicks, goal kicks etc with a high percentage ending up in the stand.

[Irchy cob]

That’s because Cornell takes an eternity to take free kicks, goal kicks etc with a high percentage ending up in the stand.

I must admit I had a chuckle when KC said that the reason he brought Cornell back in for the Cheltenham game was for his better distribution, the last few games his kicking has been all over the place.

[DrillingCobbler]

During the Stevenage game, around 25 minutes in, some guy a few rows in front shouted the old infamous Northampton classic 'FOOORRRRWWARRDD' during a spell of total football where we played 3 side ways passes. Did make me laugh.

[Larry]

During the Stevenage game, around 25 minutes in, some guy a few rows in front shouted the old infamous Northampton classic 'FOOORRRRWWARRDD' during a spell of total football where we played 3 side ways passes. Did make me laugh.

Does three sideway passes qualify as total football?

[Manwork04]

Does three sideway passes qualify as total football?

It does if your names Keith Curle.

[Charlatan]

When Morecambe scored to make it 3-1 somebody down from me shouted " Sort it out Curle this is f*****g s**t!

[BackOfTheNet]

My usual "mate" was on fire on Saturday. He berated Curle at every opportunity because "he doesn't know what he's doing", missed our second goal because he left early to get a drink (someone said "you might miss a goal" and he replied "I don't care if i do, this is sh*t") and then went into overdrive when Adams went off for Martin:

"F***ing negative Curle, f*** off, you're sh*t! That means we only have one up front now, f***ing negative, you're useless..."

I'm not sure if he had realised Adams had been playing at wing back all game so swapping him for Martin actually made no difference to the number of players we had up front, either way he continued ranting about negativity right until our fourth goal went in...

[EB Claret]

When Morecambe scored to make it 3-1 somebody down from me shouted " Sort it out Curle this is f*****g s**t!

 
Was he seated in the West J 120ish area ? If so he's been saying the same to every manager for years, even Chris Wilder when we were already promoted!!

[Manwork04]

My usual "mate" was on fire on Saturday. He berated Curle at every opportunity because "he doesn't know what he's doing", missed our second goal because he left early to get a drink (someone said "you might miss a goal" and he replied "I don't care if i do, this is sh*t") and then went into overdrive when Adams went off for Martin:

"F***ing negative Curle, f*** off, you're sh*t! That means we only have one up front now, f***ing negative, you're useless..."

I'm not sure if he had realised Adams had been playing at wing back all game so swapping him for Martin actually made no difference to the number of players we had up front, either way he continued ranting about negativity right until our fourth goal went in...

I can find no words that sum up Joe Martin as a footballer.

[Charlatan]

Was he seated in the West J 120ish area ? If so he's been saying the same to every manager for years, even Chris Wilder when we were already promoted!!

He could well have been in that area EB. I was flabbergasted when he said it, I then just burst out laughing.

[BackOfTheNet]

I can find no words that sum up Joe Martin as a footballer.

Dogsh1t?

He's the only player in our squad that I don't rate at all. I actually commented that it was a bit risky as we were only a couple of goals up at that point. 

[Manwork04]

Dogsh1t?

He's the only player in our squad that I don't rate at all. I actually commented that it was a bit risky as we were only a couple of goals up at that point. 

Emmmm it’s a fair shout, but the aforementioned Dogsh1t is useful to the dog, whereas Joe in footballing terms is utterly pointless.

[Dan]

There was a terrible over hit pass by Harriman in the second half which Usain Bolt wouldn't have stood a chance of catching, let alone Sam Hoskins. Think we were 4-1 up at this point too so no need to chase a lost cause.

A member of the North Stand disagreed and shouted "Hoskins you lazy barsteward". He got shot down pretty quick.

[BackOfTheNet]

Emmmm it’s a fair shout, but the aforementioned Dogsh1t is useful to the dog, whereas Joe in footballing terms is utterly pointless.

 

[everbrite]

From a few weeks back I was treated to this...

I have managed to avoid them since , maybe I will strike lucky this Saturday.

Frank you are a lucky man as they wont be there this Saturday - no chance not even Manny boyo!