"Things shouted out by the knob head who sits behind/next/near me".

[BackOfTheNet]

Time to revive this one!

My mate was on fire today. When number 19 was held up when we withdrew Bowie he bellowed "F***ing useless, Brady!"

Never mind that he's been out for weeks and Brady has gone on record saying how he's having to limit his minutes to give him a phased return. Yes, he was playing well but I'd rather we took him off early today and have him available next week than leave him on for 90 minutes and then lost him for the rest of the session.

Shortly after he commented on how hard Appere works, Appere was back winning the ball in the left back area and had clearly run himself into the ground again, so it was no real surprise when his number was held up.

Cue "You haven't got a f****ong clue, Brady!"

Lastly he said Yengi looked like he should be playing on Far Cotton Rec.

What's that they say about stopped clocks....?

[guest3574]

There used to be someone sitting near me who once screamed “ the ref’s a catholic!” He wore a baseball cap, perhaps he posts on here? 😉

[Melbourne Cobbler]

“Turn the brightness down on that iPhone, it’s keeping me awake”.

[Tabasco Kid]

There used to be someone sitting near me who once screamed “ the ref’s a catholic!” He wore a baseball cap, perhaps he posts on here? 😉

Is he ever without a baseball cap? 

[everbrite]

Remember at a game v Sc***horpe 2/3 seasons ago their player went down as if pole axed. When he eventually rose a wag shouted or bellowed in a stern voice 'he has risen', rejoice, he has risen followed by a series of Hallelujahs". This happened in row P  circa seat 200+ so right at end of West Stand , North End. Stuck in memory as the wags voice carried well.                                                                   

[guest3574]

Is he ever without a baseball cap? 

Allegedly not, like Jeema and his brollie, a fixture 

[Clarity]

Hoskins hater near me…. “Does he know where the bodies are buried Curle?”

[BackOfTheNet]

And we're up and running already! Apparently adding the actual amount of time the ball is out of play is ruining the game and the team have already been written off as a bunch of misfits.

[snr.philly]

This thread is gold.....

I remember this one lad used to shout all sorts of random stuff at the back of the west stand. One game he was sitting next to me and was hammering Matty Taylor all game. Then just as he was in the middle of calling him a "useless c***" he put one in the top corner, to which quite a few fans turned and pointed to him. For the next 10 mins minutes or so he was frantically trying to convince us he was never abusing Taylor at all

[guest3587]

The immortal Dazza had a massive issue with Martin Smith and would roundly abuse him every chance he got, I think he apologised to him in the end 

[YoungCobbler]

To the fat ginger tw@t in the middle of the North, please never come again you negative argumentative toss3r. Never seen or heard anything like it in my life.

[Tabasco Kid]

Im just waiting for the all time classic to arrive on Saturday, full volume, SING SOMETHING SIMPLE, YOU SIMPLE TW@TS. Delivered from the Upper West. You know who you are, dont let me down.

[St Edmundsbury Cobbler]

"And tonight's player of the match..."

Man with literally no understanding of football behind me "None of them"

[Coolcat]

Had to give it to all the young pricks in the Upper West, singing 'Lincoln's a s***hole, I'd hate to live there'. Idiots beyond belief, clearly never set foot near the place!
They did shut up pronto and never sang it again!

Rest of the time, all of us getting the atmosphere going - as did at Wigan!

[EB Claret]

Had to give it to all the young pricks in the Upper West, singing 'Lincoln's a s***hole, I'd hate to live there'. Idiots beyond belief, clearly never set foot near the place!
They did shut up pronto and never sang it again!

Rest of the time, all of us getting the atmosphere going - as did at Wigan!

It's just habit, they sing that to every team that visits Sixfields!
They've also never visited Northampton town centre!

At least they make some noise, unlike the North Stand, is it still the covid cardboard cutouts in there?

[Dan]

It's just habit, they sing that to every team that visits Sixfields!
They've also never visited Northampton town centre!

At least they make some noise, unlike the North Stand, is it still the covid cardboard cutouts in there?

Take it you weren’t in Sixfields last night with that daft North Stand comment 😂😂😂

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

I am so pleased to see that we are starting to address some of the wildly inaccurate chants and comments made by some of our supporters. I can confirm that whilst Lincoln has some less desirable areas. It is indeed, quite an attractive city.

May I take this opportunity to throw out there, just a few more chants that might need addressing. 


"I'm a knock kneed chicken and a bow legged hen". Am I really?

Is Barry Fry really an illegitimate, birth certificateless AIDS sufferer?

Who ACTAULLY has a firearm at their disposal. That their mother has suggested that they should use to "shoot the Boro scum".

Is "John Brady John Brady John Brady, taking us to Boro". Or will I be expected to make my own travel arrangements?

Was anybody on here, really "born under the Hotel End".

Is the question "have you ever seen your cock" justified. In a society where mirrors are prevalent.

Is it fair to assume that virtually all opposition supporters, are truly members of the Addams family? 


So, that's just a few of the errant statements that I would like to see addressed, going forward. But feel free to correct any others that you see to be unjust.

[Another Pedj]

Heard in the West Stand last night. "Just kick it"

[Gen.Disorda]

Is "John Brady John Brady John Brady, taking us to Boro". Or will I be expected to make my own travel arrangements?

 

[606 Parklands_Cobbler]

I was at Swansea the other day and the national anthem was sang towards the end, pretty embarassing, not least because Wales is also part of the UK last time I checked.

Also I think we can all agree the IRA words need to be dropped, because the people singing it were not even born before 98 and worst, probably have no understanding of it.