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"Things shouted out by the knob head who sits behind/next/near me".

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« Reply #220 on: September 08, 2018, 12:21:16 pm »

You just cant find that eclectic mix of Political Corretness, Socialism, and the Far left at football matchs that your looking for, perhaps go to a momentum meeting instead of the footy.

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I must confess that on the odd occasion in life when my wife slips, I always serenade her with a short chorus of 'she fell over'. Its guaranteed to amuse me, and that frankly is all that matters  Grin
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« Reply #221 on: September 16, 2018, 15:52:43 pm »

I bet the Knob heads are gargling a special mixtures and doing vocal exercises in readiness for Saturday.

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« Reply #222 on: September 16, 2018, 18:35:30 pm »

I sit West Upper towards the South but not amongst the singers, there's a young chap with a beard with the loudest clap I've ever heard and will always shout 'sake' when something goes wrong (quite often).

Wtf has rice wine got to do with football?
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« Reply #223 on: September 16, 2018, 18:46:28 pm »

Wtf has rice wine got to do with football?

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« Reply #224 on: October 01, 2018, 18:29:27 pm »

This thread could be busy on Tuesday night.
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« Reply #225 on: October 02, 2018, 22:31:16 pm »

My personal favorite from tonight was from a bald guy down the front who shouted "Adams, you have a child's Boaby". Adams enjoyed and gave the fan a thumbs up.
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« Reply #226 on: October 27, 2018, 19:51:41 pm »

As he charged after a cleared free kick today, someone behind me shouted "Come on Foley, chase it you lazy little sht!" Roll Eyes

Also an honourable mention for the numpty who spent most of the second half shouting "Come on Cobblers, don't sit back, you're supposed to be at home - attack, attack, attack!"
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« Reply #227 on: October 27, 2018, 21:29:44 pm »

As he charged after a cleared free kick today, someone behind me shouted "Come on Foley, chase it you lazy little sht!" Roll Eyes

Also an honourable mention for the numpty who spent most of the second half shouting "Come on Cobblers, don't sit back, you're supposed to be at home - attack, attack, attack!"

You are unlucky where you sit! As a matter of interest did anybody hear a real fog horn of a bloke roughly in area K to N 138/155; forever berating the Ref. Charlatan - you must have heard him.
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« Reply #228 on: October 28, 2018, 11:54:29 am »

I must admit Evers I did hear a shout of don't sit back Cobblers. On the 0ther hand, I thought the crowd really helped the lads along yesterday, really felt like we were all in it together.
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« Reply #229 on: October 28, 2018, 11:55:43 am »

I must admit Evers I did hear a shout of don't sit back Cobblers. On the 0ther hand, I thought the crowd really helped the lads along yesterday, really felt like we were all in it together.

The North End of the West started a song yesterday. That hasn't happened for years  Shocked Grin
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« Reply #230 on: October 28, 2018, 12:51:07 pm »

Everbrite, I wonder if that is one of the two Muppets I sat next too at MK. The one sat on my right, from the 1st minute till the 90th moaned at the ref non stop, no support of the team, just moaning at the ref.
The bloke behind me moaned constantly about the ref too, although he was younger and his level of moaning had not reached the top levels yet. He got to the point where he just ran out of words and shouted " Ref...Ref....you're... you're.......... really good " !!!!!!!
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« Reply #231 on: October 28, 2018, 13:19:17 pm »

Everbrite, I wonder if that is one of the two Muppets I sat next too at MK. The one sat on my right, from the 1st minute till the 90th moaned at the ref non stop, no support of the team, just moaning at the ref.
The bloke behind me moaned constantly about the ref too, although he was younger and his level of moaning had not reached the top levels yet. He got to the point where he just ran out of words and shouted " Ref...Ref....you're... you're.......... really good " !!!!!!!

I merely mentioned this bloke as he had a really booming voice never heard such a loud voice bloke before. Certainly he generally had a go at the ref. He was situated around area K to O/P/N rows roughly seats 138 to 155. Bit of a character tho'
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« Reply #232 on: October 28, 2018, 13:33:23 pm »

To be fair , Sixfields responded well yesterday and was back to form .
It needed the ref to get us going though after the VV incident .
In many ways the ref inspired us all , despite his complete incompetence
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« Reply #233 on: October 28, 2018, 15:22:36 pm »

To be fair , Sixfields responded well yesterday and was back to form .
It needed the ref to get us going though after the VV incident .
In many ways the ref inspired us all , despite his complete incompetence

I agree the ref gave some strange decisions to both sides but the one against JJOT was very poor as was the one against vV. There again he gave us a penalty apparently for offside* which was a mystery to most of us. So thanks Mr Breakspear you got the crowd going, gave us a dubious penalty and not award any silly free kicks too near our goal!

* changed to handball, in a later post!
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« Reply #234 on: October 30, 2018, 01:09:44 am »

I was in stitches at an old guy sat along from me in the North. He may have been the one already mentioned above.

I think he must have thought we had 11 men still, because he didn't seem to understand the concept that free flowing football would not be served up on the cards in the second half.

In fact the stuff he was shouting was so stupid it provided some light relief to what should have been a tense finale Grin
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« Reply #235 on: November 04, 2018, 23:56:29 pm »

I had to take a pre-match dump on Saturday (it happens to us all sometime) and the person I ended up sitting next to so to speak gave out a call of OOOO Eliza after making their move. Was it YOU? Come on, own up!

Maybe this will help narrow it down? Anyone on here Dutch or called Danny ?

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« Reply #236 on: November 05, 2018, 13:04:26 pm »

Every time we lost the ball a millisecond later "GET IN TO THEM"  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #237 on: November 05, 2018, 15:04:07 pm »

Every time we lost the ball a millisecond later "GET IN TO THEM"  Roll Eyes

"get in to them"

Player gets booked for aggressive challenge

"get him off"

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« Reply #238 on: November 05, 2018, 17:00:38 pm »

I had the following:

"WASTED!" Every time a shot was off target or blocked, or a pass went astray.

"That Buchanan is our best player, he is too good for this league."

"That's the West and North, that's where all the season ticket holders sit." I'm a season ticket holder sat in front of them in the East.  Grin
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« Reply #239 on: November 06, 2018, 15:25:54 pm »


"That Buchanan is our best player, he is too good for this league."


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