Lee Thorpe ... Those of us with memories of that day with Ian Clarkson will never ever support that player.
I would have thought the fact that Sammo probably played alongside Clarkson that day would preclude him from moving for Thorpe, quite apart from the bald ones' chronic lack of ability.
Of the (realistic) names mentioned so far, Leon Mackenzie is the one who appeals to me the most. You have to wonder why some of these players are still without clubs, but Mackenzie has got a good pedigree and I think he could still score goals at this level. The question is whether he'd be hungry enough to put in the required effort - we don't want another Constantine on our hands.