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« on: April 17, 2017, 20:35:09 pm »

My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."
I felt like a right idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy..


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Quote from: DL2 on January 27, 2012, 15:01:59 pm

For goodness sake Doc we are NOT going down Grin

you heard it here 1st Wink

(I damn well hope that does not come back to haunt me)

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