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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2017, 02:11:27 am » |
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As part of my prematch routine I play one of the ballads of Frank Sinatra on my trouser fly. Sounds a bit like a cut down washboard. Beats the **** out of that stupid drum some of them away supporters bang. Mind you after my last impromptu public performance I got meself arrested. However, I gave a pitch perfect rendition of "Strangers in the Night" from the dock and the judge threw the case out. Hurrah for Australian justice.
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andycobbler
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2017, 05:37:02 am » |
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As part of my prematch routine I play one of the ballads of Frank Sinatra on my trouser fly. Sounds a bit like a cut down washboard. Beats the **** out of that stupid drum some of them away supporters bang. Mind you after my last impromptu public performance I got meself arrested. However, I gave a pitch perfect rendition of "Strangers in the Night" from the dock and the judge threw the case out. Hurrah for Australian justice.
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if you hate peterborough clap your hands and Fxxk off poxford.
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guest2677
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2017, 08:41:18 am » |
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For the last ten seasons or so on every Saturday home matchday, I get up and after showering, put on my latest replica home shirt which I don't then remove until sometime that evening. Being the age I now am it makes me look a complete twat and I'm convinced it doesn't work, but I can't seem to break the habit.
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everbrite
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2017, 09:00:59 am » |
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..........Being the age I now am it makes me look a complete twat and I'm convinced it doesn't work, but I can't seem to break the habit.
Never NEVER........., then repeat loudly like the Rev Ian Paisley
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2020 Grand National S/S 3rd Place
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guest3114
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2017, 09:44:58 am » |
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For the last ten seasons or so on every Saturday home matchday, I get up and after showering, put on my latest replica home shirt which I don't then remove until sometime that evening. Being the age I now am it makes me look a complete twat and I'm convinced it doesn't work, but I can't seem to break the habit.
Don't worry Officer J, the Chief Contstable doesn't expect any of his underlings to get involved in proper policing at the ground so no one will notice your not in official uniform anyway?
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guest2677
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« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2017, 12:14:40 pm » |
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Don't worry Officer J, the Chief Contstable doesn't expect any of his underlings to get involved in proper policing at the ground so no one will notice your not in official uniform anyway?
Officer J eh... I didn't get where I am today without not having a fcuking clue what you just went on about Melbourne? I think you might have me mistaken for another fella, like I briefly did you!
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Tabasco Kid
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« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2017, 12:32:45 pm » |
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Don't worry Officer J, the Chief Contstable doesn't expect any of his underlings to get involved in proper policing at the ground so no one will notice your not in official uniform anyway?
And you know this all the way from Australia? Have you got a long lost relative back in Blighty called Frank?
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Were in the pipe 5 by 5.
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guest3114
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« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2017, 14:15:52 pm » |
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Officer J eh... I didn't get where I am today without not having a fcuking clue what you just went on about Melbourne? I think you might have me mistaken for another fella, like I briefly did you!
Sorry, that's right wrong bloke!
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guest2677
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« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2017, 16:54:13 pm » |
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No worries!
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paul thompson is
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« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2017, 18:25:12 pm » |
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I drink beer,
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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
There is always a case to rest
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