Well he could have played Coddington!
Truth as uttered by you as a pontifical* fact are so removed from reality that I wonder which part of the Universe you dwell on.
* used as an adjective which hopefully you are aware of.
Bloody hell, Evers, if you're going to make snidey allusions to the quality of another poster's vocabulary, it's probably best to do so in a comment that isn't littered with grammatical errors.