Sell the Cobblers to me?...
Email Kelvin Thomas, for ten million quid the clubs probably yours.
There's a few of us from Rugby and District who support the club so you won't be alone. You might live just the wrong side of the Rains Brook but don't let that put you off.
Although our club derby is against those swamp dwellers over in Peterborough, your dislike of Cov also gets you added start up points in these regions too.
Welcome.