Perhaps it is an Omen Alan. Lets look at the signs...
You support Wolves and we have a member on here called Wolvo (ding)
You have a wife that gamblés and we’ve had a couple of managers that **** (ding)
You’re name is Alan and we have a supporter called Alan - probably (ding)
You had the most natural striker of a ball I ever saw in Steve Bull, and we have a forum full of Bull (I’m waiting)
Yep, looks like it’s fate Alan; see you in Carr’s bar...
We also had a player in the 1970s called Alan Oman!!!! And with a name like Alan you are destined for Carr's Bar!! That's the deal breaker...ding!!!!