Yes I could do a job at Oxford, given the opportunity
Seriously, some of the stuff I've seen this season really is "school boy stuff", the lack of marking at throw in's, 2 players chasing in on the keeper for back passes, not being aware if the opposition try to take a short corner, that's stuff that Sunday League players all know what to do when the event occurs.
Well, Oxford will have to do without you as you are needed in your current position near our dugout.
We can send evers in his new trousers if he is up for it.