I could ask 78 for a bit of his cake and maybe offer him a sip of my Ovaltine in return. I am not sure the long cardy is for me unless I compliment it with some dark sunglasses and tip top martial arts skills like the lad in your image thingy. However I might then pull a thigh muscle and then need a deep tissue massage....anyone able to help if this should happen?
For some reason Frank I always assumed you wore lederhosen. If so perhaps you could pull your socks up a bit? Might ruin the look, but choosing form over function especially at the expense of vanity would be a wise move? Also the Germans do a lot of thigh slapping when wearing this gear, perhaps that would help the warming process?