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« on: February 25, 2018, 19:23:18 pm »

 Weve had over the years , some odd shaped players, Bayo was not a footballer shaped footballer, Nicky Smith didn't have a neck. Hildaberto looks weird he looks so top heavy that gravity should pull him over when he runs.
Who is your all time odd shaped Cobblers player  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2018, 19:57:48 pm »

Weve had over the years , some odd shaped players, Bayo was not a footballer shaped footballer, Nicky Smith didn't have a neck. Hildaberto looks weird he looks so top heavy that gravity should pull him over when he runs.
Who is your all time odd shaped Cobblers player  Grin
Pat Gavin had a massive arse.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2018, 20:30:20 pm »

Powell seems to have a disproportionately large sized arse, although he's not as effective with it.
And another thing. He doesn't seem to use his gastrocnemius, making him look completely flat footed. Maybe that's why he's crap in the air.
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2018, 20:39:39 pm »

Pat Gavin had a massive arse.
So did Marco.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2018, 20:57:46 pm »

Pat Gavin’s arse is a NTFC legend
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2018, 21:07:22 pm »

The Hoskmeister looks like an Oompa Lumpa when he runs..
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2018, 21:13:34 pm »

...then there's Bunney!

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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2018, 21:20:18 pm »

I've been trying to place where I've seen Bunney before and I think it's just occurred to me....

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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2018, 22:26:16 pm »

Pat Gavin’s arse is a NTFC legend
Hardly a day goes by that I am not thinking about it with fond affection.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2018, 22:31:41 pm »

Alistairs head was massive...
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2018, 23:29:53 pm »

Alistairs head was massive...

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Talking about 'odd' looking players not sure if the great JJOT would win a beauty contest. Has a fine turn of dry wit tho'.
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2018, 10:24:08 am »

Duncan Spedding was pretty gangly - the exact opposite to John Hodge on the opposite side of the pitch!
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2018, 18:11:02 pm »

Forget the players, what about the fans? Any one you know?  Grin



Wouldn't it be boring if we all looked the same?
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2018, 18:16:59 pm »

Is that Chris Moyles at the back?
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2018, 18:23:46 pm »

Forget the players, what about the fans? Any one you know?  Grin



Wouldn't it be boring if we all looked the same?

Which one is you Frank?
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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2018, 18:26:19 pm »

Is that Chris Moyles at the back?

Na, he supports one of the most unlikable clubs on the planet.



Mascots! How about odd shaped mascots?
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2018, 18:28:53 pm »

Which one is you Frank?

Can't you guess?
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2018, 18:32:29 pm »

It's about time we celebrated another player and hopefully without ending in them getting sent off.

Any suggestions evers?
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2018, 18:42:21 pm »

We could celebrate a fan instead if that helps? I have to get some use out of the large boots, black mac, dark glasses and umbrella I have stored in my vestibule.
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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2018, 21:04:24 pm »

We could celebrate a fan instead if that helps? I have to get some use out of the large boots, black mac, dark glasses and umbrella I have stored in my vestibule.

Going as yourself then?  Cool
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