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« on: February 11, 2011, 06:19:57 am »

The  other  day I had to go to A & E.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue suit and  stuck a patch

that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my jacket.

When I went into the A & E, 3/4 of the people sat there got up and left. 

I  guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  It cut at least 3 hours

off my waiting time. Here's  the patch.

http://politics.caledonianmercury.com/files/2010/03/ukborderagency1.JPG

Feel  free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency  service.   
                 
It also works at the DSS. There it saved me 5 hours.  At  the Laundrette, only three minutes after

entering, I had my choice of any machine even though most were still running!


BUT.............. don't  try it at McDonald's .....

when I went there, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my chips!  Grin

 

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