The other day I had to go to A & E.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue suit and stuck a patch
that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my jacket.
When I went into the A & E, 3/4 of the people sat there got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time. Here's the patch.
http://politics.caledonianmercury.com/files/2010/03/ukborderagency1.JPGFeel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at the DSS. There it saved me 5 hours. At the Laundrette, only three minutes after
entering, I had my choice of any machine even though most were still running!
BUT.............. don't try it at McDonald's .....
when I went there, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my chips!
