If you win a 50:50 ball in and around the opponent's penalty area, you have a chance of scoring.
If you lose a 50:50 ball in and around your own penalty area, you may concede.
There is no other 50:50 ball, as the opponent must never have the ball.
Lose a 50:50 ball at any time, and you are the scummest of the scum, and can wipe the "Hotel End" toilet with your tongue.
How does that sound right as a coaching technique?
I doubt licking pish of the bog seat is found in many coaching books but we are now getting a little bit desperate for this first win!