For decent breakfast I might use Brother Marcus in Balham; when visiting daughter in London.
Theres nothing wrong with a truck stop Cafe. Good honest grub.
Although, I doubt that you have visited. Remember, you cannot have an opinion, if you werent there.
The menu looks great at your place.
I do like the end comment, about asking your waiter, if you would prefer it naked. Is that why you recommend the place?
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