Jesus Kid, I reckon I married your ex girlfriend?
I could say a lot more about that one, but it would involve mentioning names.
After we split up, she started going out with a biker. Big bloke, very handy with his fists, very right wing. He did not like blacks at all. They had two kids. You know how Facebook puts out friend recommendations? Well one popped up recently. I thought I know that name. "click". Its my exes daughter. No mistake, she looked so much like her mum. Even down to the snarl on her face. Well, it turns out that big bad biker racist dude, has got a little black granddaughter. I dunno what he thought about that, but I cant stop laughing.