I know what you are saying, as I smoke too much, and thus find myself coughing.
After my little quarantine, and before lockdown, I treated myself to a brekkie, up the Welly Road. T&2 Sugars. Decent grub, but bloody expensive. It was quite full in there. I cleared my throat a couple of times and got glared at by everybody!
About four doors down, next to the Midwest, is a shop called Discount Depot. Or it would be if they hadnt missed the "C" out of the very large red sign. Disount it is then. If you never noticed it before, then you will now.
I accept that I spelt quiet wrong in the thread title, and admitted that, but, I didnt make up a large sign and hang it above the shop. I hope that he refused to pay for it.
Lucky they missed the "C" and not the "O" methinks