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« on: July 11, 2011, 11:49:20 am »

I was at work yesterday when a female colleague asked me what my ring tone was. I said "light brown like everyone else's". These women are certainly more forward these days.

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers....... so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking........And then I saw her face......
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