Teal'c was an ancient Jaffa warrior from Chulak. Formidable in battle his weapon of choice was his Ma'tok staff and his trusty container of Naquadah.
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Think Darth Vader was Teal'c's dad "I am your father Teal" 🥷
Jaffa is a Cobblers fan who got knocked over by (the now banned) Gollom when relegated at Walsall!
* Gollom's choice of weapon was his fist!