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« on: June 24, 2010, 10:52:17 am »

The following squads have been confirmed for the 2010 World Cup

Apologies to those that are sensitive to the English language but it would detract from the joke.
Those who do not wish to not read, don't  Wink


BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                             Pinnochio

                                Libero

        Vimto          Memento       Borneo            Tango

                     Cheerio          Subbuteo

                      Scenario        Fellatio

                                Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                                              Itch

               Annoyingitch        Hardtoreachitch       Scratchanitch

                                Hic      Sic      Spic    Pric

                                      Digaditch       Fallinaditch

                                             Horseraditch

SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch



RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

                               Whodyanicabolicov

                   Ticlycov          Chesticov      Nasticov

                         Slalomsky      Downhillsky

                Risky              Swedishshev                        Mastershev

                              f***ov           Uf***ov

SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                         Chatanoogaciouciou

                Atishiou         Blessiou        Thankyiou

                         Busqueue     Snookercu

            Pennyciou    Twoapennyciou       Fourapennyciou

                       I'llgetciou       Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                         Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen     Crapdefenssen        Haveagossen

                     Firstsson        Seccondsson

                             Thirdsson

             Legshurtssen           Notroubleseeingussen

       Wherestheballssen             Getthebeerssen

SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                               Baloni

         Potbelli           Beerbelli        Giveitsumwelli

         Wotsontelli    Yrarseissmelli           Onetoomani

                  Legslikejelli   Havabenni

                  Wobblijelli      Spendapenni

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
                       



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

                                 San Francisco
   
          Costa Brava               Hopelez         Juan Andonly

                                     Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina      Skrewdigalz     Luis Canon       Sombrero

                                  Chihuahua    Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                                                                                   

                               Ken ning van Hire

Van Diemansland   Van der Valk    Van Gard        Van Erealdizeez

  Ad van Tagus           Hertz van Rental      Transit van Dors

Van Coova                Van Sprokendown              Aye van Hoe

SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

ENGLAND SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

                                      Dozy

                            Sleepy      Dopey

      McDonald,       O'Donald,        Mbwangi-Smythe

             Chickenballti       Itchyfani       Limpy

                       Mackarooney     Trippam

               

SUBS

Plasteeq
Korn
Marge
Soyerbeenz

GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
                             KUNTZ

         KUNTZ    KUNTZ    KUNTZ    KUNTZ

 KUNTZ          KUNTZ       KUNTZ    KUNTZ

                           KUNTZ

                           KUNTZ

SUBS:
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ
KUNTZ

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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 21:59:50 pm »

There has been a severe weather warning announced for tomorrow - a shower of s*** will be crossing over from South Africa.

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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 13:51:56 pm »

There has been a severe weather warning announced for tomorrow - a shower of s*** will be crossing over from South Africa.



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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 19:51:58 pm »

Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....
 
Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .


In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arsεholes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.


Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.


What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 19:46:57 pm »

Yugoslavia?
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