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« on: January 02, 2024, 17:21:29 pm »

There is NO WAY that lad is 16!!
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2024, 18:27:22 pm »

There is NO WAY that lad is 16!!
I keep waiting for this hoax to be uncovered and it turns out he’s actually 40!
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2024, 19:10:29 pm »

I keep waiting for this hoax to be uncovered and it turns out he’s actually 40!

It's Phil Taylor with a prosthetic mask... Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2024, 20:46:47 pm »

I’m sure he’ll have a large kebab tonight.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2024, 20:58:10 pm »

Seriously impressive. I can’t see either of these come close to him tomorrow.
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2024, 07:10:29 am »

There is NO WAY that lad is 16!!

Give it a few years of pies and pints he'll be 16 stone
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2024, 07:46:10 am »

Give it a few years of pies and pints he'll be 16 stone

I think that ship has already sailed. He already has the full darts bod and attitude. For his sake he doesn't want to add booze to his diet!
It would have been more entertaining if he was a skinny, geeky 16 year old with no social skills, rather than a 30 year old pretending to be 16.  Grin

Next level opponent tonight so reckon he may have to settle for runner up but what an achievement either way. Hopefully he isn't a Raducanu and peaking too soon.
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2024, 07:54:29 am »


Hopefully he isn't a Raducanu and peaking too soon.

I have had a good careful look and can confirm that he isn't Radacanu, even with a prosthetic mask.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2024, 07:59:29 am »

I have had a good careful look and can confirm that he isn't Radacanu, even with a prosthetic mask.

I had a great joke but didn't want to get cancelled.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2024, 08:14:12 am »

Stunned to discover last night that there are such things as darts academies.
Worlds gone mad.
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2024, 08:27:25 am »

Stunned to discover last night that there are such things as darts academies.
Worlds gone mad.

You can apply to Harvard to study Taylor Swift. The darts academy sounds more fun, especially the ‘session drinking’ module.
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2024, 09:42:10 am »

You can apply to Harvard to study Taylor Swift. The darts academy sounds more fun, especially the ‘session drinking’ module.
Barmy.
45 years ago getting yourself a place on a business studies course at a decent university was considered by some to be taking the p*ss.
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2024, 11:20:34 am »

I’m sure he’ll have a large kebab tonight.
Omelette and Pizza apparently
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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2024, 12:04:47 pm »

Seems like James was enjoying himself at the darts last night, with some of the team.
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2024, 14:16:45 pm »

Lights blue touch paper...

Darts is not a sport

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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2024, 16:20:59 pm »

Lights blue touch paper...

Darts is not a sport



It is more a sport than a lot of olympic events. Any event that has a subjective element in the scoring is simply not a sport.
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2024, 13:12:07 pm »

It is more a sport than a lot of olympic events. Any event that has a subjective element in the scoring is simply not a sport.
Any activity that you can do in your normal clothes is not a sport
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2024, 14:20:33 pm »

Any activity that you can do in your normal clothes is not a sport

That covers all activities. I can't think of one where you cannot do it in normal clothes.
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2024, 14:59:17 pm »

That covers all activities. I can't think of one where you cannot do it in normal clothes.

Not everyone has a loyalty card at Sports Direct...  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2024, 09:06:27 am »

That covers all activities. I can't think of one where you cannot do it in normal clothes.
To professional standard?
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