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What global problem do you want me to fix next?
Can you have a go at finding Super Sam's shooting boots, he seems to have mislaid them. |
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2015
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Bingers
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Relocate the Aquadrome to somewhere above sea level. Then issue a super injunction, to stop them all moaning every time they get their feet wet, whilst living on a flood plain. SORTED.
That's them sorted. Now how about the inhabitants of Bangladesh, particularly those who live in the Ganges Delta. Getting a few Brummies to find a new caravan park is one thing, but if 17.2 million people need to be relocated it will be a bit more difficult. At least lots speak English and could do a job over here. As a former colony, we should help them, shouldn't we? Our glorious Empire used to make us proud, didn't it? |
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Tabasco Kid
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That's them sorted. Now how about the inhabitants of Bangladesh, particularly those who live in the Ganges Delta. Getting a few Brummies to find a new caravan park is one thing, but if 17.2 million people need to be relocated it will be a bit more difficult. At least lots speak English and could do a job over here. As a former colony, we should help them, shouldn't we? Our glorious Empire used to make us proud, didn't it?
Iused to think that you and I were just on different wavelengths. Now I think that you have just lost the plot. |
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Bingers
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Iused to think that you and I were just on different wavelengths. Now I think that you have just lost the plot.
You might well be right there. Or is it the rest of the world has lost the plot. Can we afford not to act? |
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2015
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Deepcut Cobbler
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Iused to think that you and I were just on different wavelengths. Now I think that you have just lost the plot.
It's surprising the substances you get offered in the staff room...or maybe not.   |
“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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Tabasco Kid
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It's surprising the substances you get offered in the staff room...or maybe not. You would thought that his spikey hair, anarchist, glue sniffing days were behind him. Or maybe not..  |
Were in the pipe 5 by 5.
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You would thought that his spikey hair, anarchist, glue sniffing days were behind him. Or maybe not.. I did hear a rumour that Vivian from The Young Ones was based on him. |
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I did hear a rumour that Vivian from The Young Ones was based on him.
Actually, I am more Neil. |
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2015
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Melbourne Cobbler
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You’ve heard of wife swap, what about country swap. Amazing isn’t it, all those people queuing up at Calais willing to put their lives at risk. Meanwhile, there are currently 1.1 million people in Australia that were born in the UK and half a million in Spain. It seems opinions vary?
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Let me make one thing absolutely clear, the Trust “advisor” is not god. Are you going to tell him or shall I?
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