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What global problem do you want me to fix next?
Can you have a go at finding Super Sam's shooting boots, he seems to have mislaid them. |
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Relocate the Aquadrome to somewhere above sea level. Then issue a super injunction, to stop them all moaning every time they get their feet wet, whilst living on a flood plain. SORTED.
That's them sorted. Now how about the inhabitants of Bangladesh, particularly those who live in the Ganges Delta. Getting a few Brummies to find a new caravan park is one thing, but if 17.2 million people need to be relocated it will be a bit more difficult. At least lots speak English and could do a job over here. As a former colony, we should help them, shouldn't we? Our glorious Empire used to make us proud, didn't it? |
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That's them sorted. Now how about the inhabitants of Bangladesh, particularly those who live in the Ganges Delta. Getting a few Brummies to find a new caravan park is one thing, but if 17.2 million people need to be relocated it will be a bit more difficult. At least lots speak English and could do a job over here. As a former colony, we should help them, shouldn't we? Our glorious Empire used to make us proud, didn't it?
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Iused to think that you and I were just on different wavelengths. Now I think that you have just lost the plot.
You might well be right there. Or is it the rest of the world has lost the plot. Can we afford not to act? |
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Iused to think that you and I were just on different wavelengths. Now I think that you have just lost the plot.
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
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It's surprising the substances you get offered in the staff room...or maybe not. You would thought that his spikey hair, anarchist, glue sniffing days were behind him. Or maybe not..  |
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You would thought that his spikey hair, anarchist, glue sniffing days were behind him. Or maybe not.. I did hear a rumour that Vivian from The Young Ones was based on him. |
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I did hear a rumour that Vivian from The Young Ones was based on him.
Actually, I am more Neil. |
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You’ve heard of wife swap, what about country swap. Amazing isn’t it, all those people queuing up at Calais willing to put their lives at risk. Meanwhile, there are currently 1.1 million people in Australia that were born in the UK and half a million in Spain. It seems opinions vary?
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Let me make one thing absolutely clear, the Trust “advisor” is not god. Are you going to tell him or shall I?
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Bit of a poxy fire in LA and all the lovies are up in arms, get a fcuking grip, there’s fires in Cal every year, needless to say the BBC has run it for 3 days solid.
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Climate change has made the grasses and shrubs that are fuelling the Los Angeles fires more vulnerable to burning, scientists say.
Rapid swings between dry and wet conditions in the region in recent years have created a massive amount of tinder-dry vegetation that is ready to ignite.
Decades of drought in California were followed by extremely heavy rainfall for two years in 2022 and 2023, but that then flipped again to very dry conditions the in autumn and winter of 2024.
Scientists say in a new study, external that climate change has boosted what they call these "whiplash" conditions globally by 31-66% since the middle of the 20th Century.
The wildfires have spread across parts of the Los Angeles area, leading to at least five deaths, burning down hundreds of buildings, and prompting evacuation orders for more than 179,000 people.
"This whiplash sequence in California has increased fire risk twofold," said lead author Daniel Swain from UCLA.
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"Now Dominic Choi, assistant chief from the LA police department, is giving an update. He says an arrest was made yesterday afternoon after a fire started at the LA border with Ventura county. At 16:32, police received a 911 call that someone was trying to light a fire and was being detained by residents, Choi says. The possible arson suspect was interviewed, and after additional investigations, authorities decided there was "not enough probable cause" to arrest the suspect on arson or suspicion of arson. The suspect was, however, arrested on a felony probation violation. The investigation is ongoing, he adds." Just saying |
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Not my monkeys, not my circus Just saying 😘 Ps…. A week before the fires! #musttryharder |
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The US elects a climate-change denier - you reap what you sow I'm afraid.
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The US elects a climate-change denier - you reap what you sow I'm afraid.
Do you think Trump started the fires? |
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Do you think Trump started the fires?
I'm not sure he'd know how to. I've got him down as pre Homo erectus. |
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Do you think Trump started the fires?
No, he wouldn't want to get his hands dirty, he'd get someone else to do it, just like the White House riots. As Paul Weller once wrote... "loaded the guns then run off home for your tea" That's Trump. |
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I'm not sure he'd know how to. I've got him down as pre Homo erectus.
Fcuk me another slave to the Main Stream Media, come on Tel your better than that, yes Trump has his faults but he’s a massive upgrade on a president that has advanced dementia, that wasn’t widely reported because he fitted the left wing media. Trump is one of the first Presidents of the US who has British heritage and wants to help us, when all we do is call him a racist etc. I know one thing I’d rather have Trump as leader than the Starmtrooper. |
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