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« on: August 24, 2024, 13:38:00 pm » |
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This was too good a chance to let slip. The winner of Knock of the week is: BEN FOX Wonder who it will be next game?  |
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EB Claret
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2024, 13:48:19 pm » |
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That's why you have a squad, so that players don't have to play when they are not fully fit.
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Lizard68
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2024, 13:52:18 pm » |
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That's why you have a squad, so that players don't have to play when they are not fully fit.
True, but why do we get so many "knocks"? Before almost every game, hence the starting of this thread. Only tongue in cheek, of course  |
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2024, 14:14:58 pm » |
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This was too good a chance to let slip. The winner of Knock of the week is: BEN FOX Wonder who it will be next game? Ben Fox… Hopefully |
When it comes to advice. I’m the only one to Trust
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GrangeParkCobbler
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2024, 15:17:08 pm » |
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Are we managing Magloires minutes? Willis took a knock in the game too so that’s him out for three seasons. |
The Hotel End GTA Champion 2006/07, 2007/08, 2011/12, 2012/13, 2018/19 and 2023/24
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Tabasco Kid
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2024, 15:29:20 pm » |
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Can I redefine this award to only include those picking up knocks prior to match day?
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Were in the pipe 5 by 5.
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Ragdoll Cobbler
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2024, 18:29:57 pm » |
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Fox "knock" confirmed as a hamstring injury...
So, not actually a knock!
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Manwork04
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2024, 18:44:23 pm » |
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Fox "knock" confirmed as a hamstring injury...
So, not actually a knock!
Perennial sick note, giving him a contract was a very bad decision. |
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Claretopia
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2024, 20:18:25 pm » |
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Perennial sick note, giving him a contract was a very bad decision.
More genius words from the Glasgow Rangers avatar. Do us all a favour and get rid of that effing badge! |
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Melbourne Cobbler
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2024, 22:43:55 pm » |
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Are we calling the players who dish these knocks out knockees or knockers? Or perhaps we could call them norks of the week.
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Let me make one thing absolutely clear, the Trust “advisor” is not god. Are you going to tell him or shall I?
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Winslow Lee
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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2024, 02:33:48 am » |
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Are we calling the players who dish these knocks out knockees or knockers? Or perhaps we could call them norks of the week.
The correct nomenclature is definitely knockers, especially when carried out by multiple assailants, although usually a pair it can be three, colloquially known as a ‘total recall’ |
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Melbourne Cobbler
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2024, 05:36:40 am » |
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The correct nomenclature is definitely knockers, especially when carried out by multiple assailants, although usually a pair it can be three, colloquially known as a ‘total recall’
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Let me make one thing absolutely clear, the Trust “advisor” is not god. Are you going to tell him or shall I?
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SC Cobbler
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2024, 13:03:52 pm » |
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I think certain players see it as an "opportunity".
Wanna further speculate? |
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Athena
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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2024, 09:29:04 am » |
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A couple of nights ago I awoke violently with my leg like iron, absolutely paralyzed by cramp. I jumped out of bed in dreadful pain and started hopping around trying to rid myself of the infliction. In doing so I crashed a toe on my other foot against the leg of the bed. I heard and felt a dreadful crack. I was then in pain in both legs. So, some 48 hours later my toe is as swollen as I’ve ever seen. It’s black and purple and I’m not sure the nail will stay on. It is so painful I can’t tell you. I can put no weight on it at all and walking is very difficult. Clearly, I must have broken the toe. I’m told there is no point going to the doc or hospital as there would be nothing they could do. Anyway, to the point. Could I please nominate myself for the ‘Knock of The Week’ award. I’ve never won anything in my life (well apart £25 on the premium bonds about 4 years ago) and it would be terrific if could win this week’s award. Here’s hoping …..
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guest3687
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2024, 09:49:34 am » |
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Have you ever played for the Cobblers?😉
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Horsham Cobbler
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2024, 09:51:35 am » |
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A couple of nights ago I awoke violently with my leg like iron, absolutely paralyzed by cramp. I jumped out of bed in dreadful pain and started hopping around trying to rid myself of the infliction. In doing so I crashed a toe on my other foot against the leg of the bed. I heard and felt a dreadful crack. I was then in pain in both legs. So, some 48 hours later my toe is as swollen as I’ve ever seen. It’s black and purple and I’m not sure the nail will stay on. It is so painful I can’t tell you. I can put no weight on it at all and walking is very difficult. Clearly, I must have broken the toe. I’m told there is no point going to the doc or hospital as there would be nothing they could do. Anyway, to the point. Could I please nominate myself for the ‘Knock of The Week’ award. I’ve never won anything in my life (well apart £25 on the premium bonds about 4 years ago) and it would be terrific if could win this week’s award. Here’s hoping …..
A self-nomination will only be admissible upon production of suitably graphic photos  |
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Tabasco Kid
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2024, 09:52:48 am » |
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A couple of nights ago I awoke violently with my leg like iron, absolutely paralyzed by cramp. I jumped out of bed in dreadful pain and started hopping around trying to rid myself of the infliction. In doing so I crashed a toe on my other foot against the leg of the bed. I heard and felt a dreadful crack. I was then in pain in both legs. So, some 48 hours later my toe is as swollen as I’ve ever seen. It’s black and purple and I’m not sure the nail will stay on. It is so painful I can’t tell you. I can put no weight on it at all and walking is very difficult. Clearly, I must have broken the toe. I’m told there is no point going to the doc or hospital as there would be nothing they could do. Anyway, to the point. Could I please nominate myself for the ‘Knock of The Week’ award. I’ve never won anything in my life (well apart £25 on the premium bonds about 4 years ago) and it would be terrific if could win this week’s award. Here’s hoping …..
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guest3694
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2024, 09:59:50 am » |
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A couple of nights ago I awoke violently with my leg like iron, absolutely paralyzed by cramp. I jumped out of bed in dreadful pain and started hopping around trying to rid myself of the infliction. In doing so I crashed a toe on my other foot against the leg of the bed. I heard and felt a dreadful crack. I was then in pain in both legs. So, some 48 hours later my toe is as swollen as I’ve ever seen. It’s black and purple and I’m not sure the nail will stay on. It is so painful I can’t tell you. I can put no weight on it at all and walking is very difficult. Clearly, I must have broken the toe. I’m told there is no point going to the doc or hospital as there would be nothing they could do. Anyway, to the point. Could I please nominate myself for the ‘Knock of The Week’ award. I’ve never won anything in my life (well apart £25 on the premium bonds about 4 years ago) and it would be terrific if could win this week’s award. Here’s hoping …..
It does sound horrific and I’m pleased you have survived such an ordeal, but (although I don’t make the rules) I’m guessing it’s all dependent on losing the toe nail to justify the award. Failing this, I wish you well with future premium bonds. |
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