High Comedy at the Cobblers

[therealpattcobb]

What is hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever seen watching NTFC?

Or Heard for that?

Has a "quip" left you in tears?
Or some comic defended that has brought out the clown chant stuck in your memory?

I mean the wheelchair invasion is iconic and funny at the time.

Mate of mine after the latest poor game once shouted

"Tell you what? Why don't you lot pay £17 and watch me being sh!t at work like we have to."

[F30]

Pish fans being chased down Upton Way was comedy gold

[Manwork04]

Hands down Hoskins air shot a few seasons ago, the whole of the West was laughing 😂

[Rushdencobbler]

Posh away cant remember what season, we got hammered, when they scored they celebrated in front of us and just remember a pie / sausage roll being launched at them and hit of them!!!

[Tabasco Kid]

Away at Lincoln, one of their "lads" goading our coaches, and running straight into a lampost. 

[SC Cobbler]

I know it's fairly recent - but Hylton scoring for Charlton was probably the most I've laughed at Sixfields. Was hilarious.

[Madrid Cobbler]

I know it's fairly recent - but Hylton scoring for Charlton was probably the most I've laughed at Sixfields. Was hilarious.

Strange sense of humour you've got there. It made me feel sick.

[Tabasco Kid]

Strange sense of humour you've got there. It made me feel sick.

I was fuming. Strong words were used..

[F30]

Luton fan, wearing a Saints shirt, being escorted from the West stand and plonked in with the rest of their rabble, then spending most of the rest of the game making rude gestures.
Rotund Bournemouth fan being asked to “get your belly off the pitch” by the West stand wags 

[BackOfTheNet]

A fullback trying to shoulder barge Bayo off the ball when he was in full flight. Bayo kept going, the fullback bounced off and landed on the floor.

The fight between two Bristol City players.

The signage falling off the South Stand onto the Huddersfield fans while they were busy waving £20 notes at Martin Smith.

Larry's swan dive into the snow after scoring a hattrick.

Can't remember who it was (Bradley Johnson, maybe?) celebrating a goal to the empty space behind the goal at Oxford.

Watching a fog bound match at the Withdean and our fans singing "Will you tell us if we score?"

[therealpattcobb]

Luton fan, wearing a Saints shirt, being escorted from the West stand and plonked in with the rest of their rabble, then spending most of the rest of the game making rude gestures.
Rotund Bournemouth fan being asked to “get your belly off the pitch” by the West stand wags 

I remember that guy in the saints shirt at Kenilworth Road.

I mean wtaf you know?

I remember a police horse gently nuzzling three Cardiff fans rolling down the bank prior to the (other) Play Off semi-final 

[tcobb]

Orient invading the pitch on a Tuesday night, Cobblers fan stealthily running on and decking one of them and then legging it before the Orient fan had a chance to work out what the hell happened.

Also Posh at Sixfields and a penalty shootout held in front of the away fans, Young Cobblers fans runs up to take his Penalty,  taps the ball to one side then runs straight at the Posh fans giving them loads of abuse.

[Shoemender]

Wolves fan running on the pitch, up towards The Hotel End, dropping his trousers and showing his arse with a W tattooed on each cheek. I think he may have even made it look like WoW if you know what I mean

[Zen Master]

Southend Away years ago. Some very p1ssed up Cobblers fan trying to read his programme whilst weeing into an overflowing trough urinal. Dropped his programme into the combined urine of a thousand Cobblers fans and watched it sink to the bottom.
Slurred “there’s only one thing for it” to which most people’s thoughts would be buy another one but no. Rolled his sleeve up, scooped it out and give it a good shake and wandered off trying to read the blurred words.

Boxing Day 1999- 2-2 draw made more bizarre by Buster Bloodvessel singing Lip Up Fatty on the pitch at half time next to a giant Shrimp.
Think Steve Howard was one of the scorers.

That season we had Corazzin, Howard, Forester and Wilson to choose from!

[Merry Comrade]

Funniest thing I saw at the Cobblers was a game at the County ground that was sponsored by Houghton Hams. At half time they had someone in a large pig costume riding around the pitch on a motorbike. I thought it was absolutely hilarious but I may well have been under the influence at the time.

[SC Cobbler]

Grimsby away in our promotion season under Calderwood was quite special. Fans on the pitch, balloons released to celebrate promotion when they thought the final whistle had gone. Fans off the pitch, corner comes in, Cobblers score, Grimsby stay down 

[therealpattcobb]

Wolves fan running on the pitch, up towards The Hotel End, dropping his trousers and showing his arse with a W tattooed on each cheek. I think he may have even made it look like WoW if you know what I mean

 

[therealpattcobb]

Southend Away years ago. Some very p1ssed up Cobblers fan trying to read his programme whilst weeing into an overflowing trough urinal. Dropped his programme into the combined urine of a thousand Cobblers fans and watched it sink to the bottom.
Slurred “there’s only one thing for it” to which most people’s thoughts would be buy another one but no. Rolled his sleeve up, scooped it out and give it a good shake and wandered off trying to read the blurred words.

Boxing Day 1999- 2-2 draw made more bizarre by Buster Bloodvessel singing Lip Up Fatty on the pitch at half time next to a giant Shrimp.
Think Steve Howard was one of the scorers.

That season we had Corazzin, Howard, Forester and Wilson to choose from!

Yes I remember that behind the stand I just thought t was on the PA til I came up the steps, there he was 

[therealpattcobb]

Famously Rambo Reed responded to a request from the Hotel End, when playing against us for Aylesbury.

Peachy if I remember...

[Worthless Recluse]

Shoot the boot every halftime for a number of years.