League - Flirt with the play offs, maybe take them out on a date, buy them a drink but ultimately at the end of the night when going in for a cheeky finger, miss and get slapped.
FA Cup - Have a decent cup run, an affair with a cougar that is exciting and new but ultimately only has so long to go.
League Cup - Have some fun with it, a few one night stands.
Vertu Trophy - Don’t bother, get caught masturbating.
You to be electronically tagged and signing the register at 3pm Saturdays would be a great outcome for the club.