I know this might be hard for you to believe but Yeovil Town are not an OSTENTATIOUS football club, so the pomp and circumstance you might have expected for this LANDMARK signing was sadly lacking.
I however have HEWN a statue of Alistair from the trunk of a Ghanaian Giant Silk Cotton Tree that I have had imported. I have been waiting for Mr Skiverton to REVEAL the squad numbers so that I can finally UNVEIL my sculpture to the world (or at least the people who live in my village). This evening we will celebrate.
Yes tonight I really am going to party like its 1999.
Good luck for the season. I think you'll be needing it.