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« Reply #640 on: August 03, 2011, 11:24:53 am »

Just to let you guys know, Mr Skiverton has ALLOCATED Alistair 'FLAIRGOD' Slowe the PRESTIGIOUS number 31 shirt for the forthcoming season.

I cannot wait.
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« Reply #641 on: August 03, 2011, 11:36:01 am »

Just to let you guys know, Mr Skiverton has ALLOCATED Alistair 'FLAIRGOD' Slowe the PRESTIGIOUS number 31 shirt for the forthcoming season.

I cannot wait.


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« Reply #642 on: August 03, 2011, 12:41:33 pm »

Was Slowe's transfer ever made official? I never saw any news of it which is strange as I thought YTFC would have celbrated their marquee signing with a fanfare press conference. Strange numbering system in place if you check out their official site. Lots of blank spaces with Slowe stuck in the middle of nowhere. Maybe part of this exclusive deal was that he got to choose his own number?

Loving the Yeovil fans reviews of him Grin I think Slowe will come good though and become a club legend.

Someone has to do some kind of Panorama special on this whole farce. He clearly isn't a footballer and if his dad wants him to be succesful, surely he could fund a university course for him or something, rather than paying for his son to become increasingly dillusional.
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« Reply #643 on: August 03, 2011, 12:59:44 pm »


Someone has to do some kind of Panorama special on this whole farce. He clearly isn't a footballer and if his dad wants him to be succesful, surely he could fund a university course for him or something, rather than paying for his son to become increasingly dillusional.

Thats what I don't understand. Most rich parents just fund top quality education, never have I heard of such a ludicrous plan!
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« Reply #644 on: August 03, 2011, 13:03:51 pm »

unbelivable! surely there are rules against this sort of thing?


erm - am I being daft? I can't see him
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« Reply #645 on: August 03, 2011, 13:07:51 pm »

Middle row, fifth from the right.
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« Reply #646 on: August 03, 2011, 13:11:54 pm »

I know this might be hard for you to believe but Yeovil Town are not an OSTENTATIOUS football club, so the pomp and circumstance you might have expected for this LANDMARK signing was sadly lacking.

I however have HEWN a statue of Alistair from the trunk of a Ghanaian Giant Silk Cotton Tree that I have had imported. I have been waiting for Mr Skiverton to REVEAL the squad numbers so that I can finally UNVEIL my sculpture to the world (or at least the people who live in my village). This evening we will celebrate.
Yes tonight I really am going to party like its 1999.
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« Reply #647 on: August 03, 2011, 13:18:45 pm »

Maybe Slowe will progess into the championship next season after going up a division this year. Maybe he could become the first ever player to not play in every division for four different teams!
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« Reply #648 on: August 03, 2011, 13:46:35 pm »

Slowe was always too good for league two.



For benchwarming that is.  Grin
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« Reply #649 on: August 03, 2011, 13:58:27 pm »

I know this might be hard for you to believe but Yeovil Town are not an OSTENTATIOUS football club, so the pomp and circumstance you might have expected for this LANDMARK signing was sadly lacking.

I however have HEWN a statue of Alistair from the trunk of a Ghanaian Giant Silk Cotton Tree that I have had imported. I have been waiting for Mr Skiverton to REVEAL the squad numbers so that I can finally UNVEIL my sculpture to the world (or at least the people who live in my village). This evening we will celebrate.
Yes tonight I really am going to party like its 1999.

 Grin

Good luck for the season. I think you'll be needing it.
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« Reply #650 on: August 03, 2011, 16:13:14 pm »

He clearly isn't a footballer and if his dad wants him to be succesful, surely he could fund a university course for him or something, rather than paying for his son to become increasingly dillusional.

The lad done good to have got a new club.

He Dad must be bloody good, I hope Alastair has a really good retirement home lined up for his old man to end his days in.  Come on Alastair, you really owe him one.  The Bingers boys will be lucky to get a fairground ride out of me this evening and its half price night.
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« Reply #651 on: August 04, 2011, 09:20:48 am »

http://www.ciderspace.co.uk/ASP/news/news.asp?NewsItemId=15369
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« Reply #652 on: August 04, 2011, 09:49:19 am »

I'm sure Mr Slowe Senior is now sponsoring the Youth team @ Yeovil then
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« Reply #653 on: August 04, 2011, 10:02:37 am »


ROFL.
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« Reply #654 on: August 06, 2011, 22:50:54 pm »

Obviously Yeovil need Peter Slowe's 200 quid a week more than we do!
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« Reply #655 on: August 07, 2011, 14:03:21 pm »

ROFL.

The comments on that link are very funny but true
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« Reply #656 on: December 06, 2011, 13:22:18 pm »

Can we get some more Slowe stuff going? Its a long depressing day and I need a laugh
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« Reply #657 on: December 06, 2011, 14:04:24 pm »

Can we get some more Slowe stuff going? Its a long depressing day and I need a laugh
Well your his mate ,you must have some inside info we can talk about  Wink
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« Reply #658 on: December 06, 2011, 14:23:54 pm »

All I can find is this tweet from a Yeovil fan from 3 days ago. Poor guy!

This mornings kick around made Alistair Slowe look like David Beckham. And not just in his bizarre mind
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« Reply #659 on: December 06, 2011, 15:16:28 pm »

He was on the bench for them in the FA Cup I think, unused.  Grin
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