Alistair Slowe

[PepesProdigy]

im abit pissed off with the rubbish we have commentating on our games.
why was he doing it, awful.
theres persons out there that have probz been looking for a big break to get on radio and be a commantator.
it sure as hell wernt gunna be on there to talk about his knowledge of football.

[Gen.Disorda]

slowe could have went home at half time and left a recording saying

"If im honest this is really frustrating and annoying , I play with these players day in day out , week in week out and these arnt the same players"

[supajama]

Must be the most bizarre Cobblers signing ever. What a complete waste of a wage (no matter what he gets). Take him on trial and see what he can do, don't just give him a one year contract. Kin' stupid!

[TheBigPicture]

BBC's newest Radio personality!  ....Tim meet NEW match summariser Alistair Slouch!!! 

[Bingers]

Do you think he'd be prepared to give management a shot?

[SteveRiches]

Good idea - the Tesco management scheme.

[Deepcut Cobbler]

Just heard a half time interview with Mr Alistair Slowe, he doesn't sound all there.....

[Mistical]

His parents were clearly conned out of a load of money for that "private education".

[DustCobb]

Maybe he is paying us for his contract...?

[TheBigPicture]

Just heard a half time interview with Mr Alistair Slowe, he doesn't sound all there.....

No, its called being "well educated". 

[Power Football]

Maybe he is paying us for his contract...?

I would imagine that is exactly what his Dad is doing...

[Deepcut Cobbler]

No, its called being "well educated". 

I think I know the difference between "well educated" and someone who sounds as if he is "a sandwich short of a picnic" especialy when he is talking about football. 

[Grove]

Sounded like Tim nice but dim

[TheBigPicture]

Sounded like Tim nice but dim

Its funny you mentioned that because...

[TheBigPicture]

I think I know the difference between "well educated" and someone who sounds as if he is "a sandwich short of a picnic" especialy when he is talking about football. 

Trust me he know's his stuff, he wouldnt of had the opportunity to play in the hotbed of Ghanaian third division football otherwise. 

[GrangeParkCobbler]

The more I see of him the more I wonder....why?
Even tonight, in the warm-up he seems to stick out like a sore thumb, cant lift his leg as high as the other players, doesnt twist his body like the others and so on! He looks lost!
Remember that bloke who snuck onto the pitch in full kit and got his photo taken with the Man United squad before a Champions League game??? Thats what Slowe reminds me of!! Dressed correctly but really doesnt look as though he should be there!

[RussNTFC]

The jury is still out on Slowe.

But surely could have played tonight at Ipswich when we were 3-1 down?!

Maybe he's that bad. 

[Insider]

Someone is obviously dropping a big hint on here tonight that Slowe's wages are indeed being paid by his parents (Harris too?).  I watched Slowe at half time trying to hit long passes from the touchline to the halfway line,.  It was an embarrassment to watch.  He therefore is to my mind the worst player ever to wear a Cobblers shirt.

[606 Parklands_Cobbler]

Someone is obviously dropping a big hint on here tonight that Slowe's wages are indeed being paid by his parents (Harris too?).  I watched Slowe at half time trying to hit long passes from the touchline to the halfway line,.  It was an embarrassment to watch.  He therefore is to my mind the worst player ever to wear a Cobblers shirt.

...Remember, he hasn't actually worn the shirt yet!

I also saw slowe at half time, but did even one of harris' passes go straight to walker?

[Razor]

My view of having Slowe in the squad has turned from one of amusement to one of anger.

If his dad is paying his wages, which would be very unsurprising in the circumstances, it makes a complete and utter mockery of our football club. Why is he here? What the hell are we playing at? We're supposed to be a professional sports team. It's a joke and it's not funny anymore.