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Mark-JB
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Three more posts and this thread makes the 300 mark. Impressive for a player that has done more interviews than he's had seconds on the pitch.
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Zen Master
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Maybe he needs a Facebook group highlighting the enigma/global phenomena that he has become. He could star for the fans team or maybe someone could mix his interviews with some music and we could get him to no1 in the charts. I heard and I must stress that this is only an unfounded rumour that he is being lined up for Britains Got Talent / I'm a Celebrity / Dancing on Ice / Loose Women / back up for Bez in the Happy Mondays. I don't know if anyone else has heard this too?
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I think someone should just take this city of Peterborough and just... just flush it down the f***in' toilet
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2022
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Deepcut Cobbler
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Three more posts and this thread makes the 300 mark. Impressive for a player that has done more interviews than he's had seconds on the pitch. Not difficult though.. 300 up?
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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Tyler
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Did his Dad set that one up too?
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TheBigPicture
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Wait so let me get this right, When feeling alittle nervous, he likes to start off by 'tackling gently' until he's fully warmed up... this guy is truly hilarious. He really does epitomise a non footballing person in every way possible.
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Zen Master
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“My highlights had to be playing challenging matches, scoring breathtaking goals and celebrating in style with my team, players and the fans.”
Priceless. Please Sammo play him. Even just for a few minutes and advertise it in advance. It would guarantee a full house without doubt. JFK, Luther King, Princess Di, Sep 11th. I remember where I was when all these things happened.
Slowes debut? You could say you were there like one of the 10000 that was at the Chester City game when 942 turned up.
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I think someone should just take this city of Peterborough and just... just flush it down the f***in' toilet
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2022
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DustCobb
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You almost have to go to every single game now just in case Slowe gets on the pitch at some point...
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bungle
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When feeling alittle nervous, he likes to start off by 'tackling gently' until he's fully warmed up... Ok, that's it - the game is up. This has got to be some kind of wind up. Surely it's all going to turn out to be a Joaquin Phoenix style mockumentary...
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sbedscobb
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To be fair you'd need to play him up front as he's certaintly no defender, and 'only tackles properly when warmed up' rules him out of midfield (we have a few like that already) So we'll settle for 'breath taking goals' and he's own take on 'African style goal celebrations' Bring it on!
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Deepcut Cobbler
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Sammo needs to either play him or put him out of his misery...
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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Welly Cobb
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I feel a bit sorry for him, because he's almost certainly the type of player who would google his own name on a regular basis.
I believe in you Slowe!
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EastNpton
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Surely you have to achieve something before you start "giving back".
Maybe I should go and coach some Africans in order to give back for my Sunday League career
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SteveRiches
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We may as well play him as a striker, he can't be any worse than the loan strikers we have and it could deflect into goal off his backside when he falls over.
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TbananaG
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He may have outstanding heading ability?
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abington_cobbler
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I asked Leon about him on twitter and he basically said 'he tries hard bless him' he said that he has got 3 agents. I told him about the website and Steve Martins pic and he said 'lol'
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wrigleys
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I feel a bit sorry for him, because he's almost certainly the type of player who would google his own name on a regular basis.
I believe in you Slowe!
You know, you're dead right there - and I bet he reads this thread word for word as well. He's either loving the attention or severely depressed.
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Intravenous real ale at Sixfields. Make it happen
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DustCobb
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Certain he will be loving it, probably printed all the comments off and used it as wallpaper in his caravan.
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