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« Reply #300 on: December 07, 2010, 22:15:18 pm »

Perhaps he wanted a bandana and they didn't have one to fit.

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« Reply #301 on: December 08, 2010, 12:45:54 pm »

U U U F O!
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« Reply #302 on: December 08, 2010, 13:54:14 pm »

Three more posts and this thread makes the 300 mark.

Impressive for a player that has done more interviews than he's had seconds on the pitch.  Grin
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« Reply #303 on: December 08, 2010, 14:07:27 pm »

 
 Maybe he needs a Facebook group highlighting the enigma/global phenomena that he has become. He could star for the fans team or maybe someone could mix his interviews with some music and we could get him to no1 in the charts.

 I heard and I must stress that this is only an unfounded rumour that he is being lined up for Britains Got Talent / I'm a Celebrity / Dancing on Ice / Loose Women / back up for Bez in the Happy Mondays. I don't know if anyone else has heard this too?

 

   
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« Reply #304 on: December 08, 2010, 14:10:26 pm »

Three more posts and this thread makes the 300 mark.

Impressive for a player that has done more interviews than he's had seconds on the pitch.  Grin

Not difficult though..  Roll Eyes

300 up?  Tongue
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« Reply #305 on: December 10, 2010, 21:06:33 pm »

http://www.chichester.co.uk/sport/football/slowe_by_name_but_chichester_footballer_is_quick_to_spread_the_gospel_1_1824050

picked up on twitter
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« Reply #306 on: December 10, 2010, 21:12:40 pm »

Did his Dad set that one up too? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #307 on: December 10, 2010, 23:29:48 pm »

Wait so let me get this right, When feeling alittle nervous, he likes to start off by 'tackling gently' until he's fully warmed up... this guy is truly hilarious. He really does epitomise a non footballing person in every way possible.
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« Reply #308 on: December 11, 2010, 07:06:36 am »

“My highlights had to be playing challenging matches, scoring breathtaking goals and celebrating in style with my team, players and the fans.”

 Priceless.
 Please Sammo play him. Even just for a few minutes and advertise it in advance. It would guarantee a full house without doubt.
 JFK, Luther King, Princess Di, Sep 11th. I remember where I was when all these things happened.

 Slowes debut? You could say you were there like one of the 10000 that was at the Chester City game when 942 turned up. 
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« Reply #309 on: December 11, 2010, 08:06:05 am »

You almost have to go to every single game now just in case Slowe gets on the pitch at some point...
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« Reply #310 on: December 11, 2010, 08:19:22 am »

When feeling alittle nervous, he likes to start off by 'tackling gently' until he's fully warmed up...

Ok, that's it - the game is up. This has got to be some kind of wind up. Surely it's all going to turn out to be a Joaquin Phoenix style mockumentary...
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« Reply #311 on: December 11, 2010, 10:22:04 am »

To be fair you'd need to play him up front as he's certaintly no defender, and 'only tackles properly when warmed up' rules him out of midfield (we have a few like that already) So we'll settle for 'breath taking goals' and he's own take on  'African style goal celebrations'
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« Reply #312 on: December 11, 2010, 12:03:06 pm »

Sammo needs to either play him or put him out of his misery... Grin
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« Reply #313 on: December 11, 2010, 13:52:22 pm »

I feel a bit sorry for him, because he's almost certainly the type of player who would google his own name on a regular basis.

I believe in you Slowe!
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« Reply #314 on: December 11, 2010, 17:59:51 pm »

Surely you have to achieve something before you start "giving back".

Maybe I should go and coach some Africans in order to give back for my Sunday League career
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« Reply #315 on: December 11, 2010, 19:47:38 pm »

We may as well play him as a striker, he can't be any worse than the loan strikers we have and it could deflect into goal off his backside when he falls over.
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« Reply #316 on: December 11, 2010, 20:02:56 pm »

He may have outstanding heading ability?
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« Reply #317 on: December 11, 2010, 20:06:15 pm »

I asked Leon about him on twitter and he basically said 'he tries hard bless him' he said that he has got 3 agents. I told him about the website and Steve Martins pic and he said 'lol'
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« Reply #318 on: December 12, 2010, 15:34:46 pm »

I feel a bit sorry for him, because he's almost certainly the type of player who would google his own name on a regular basis.

I believe in you Slowe!


You know, you're dead right there - and I bet he reads this thread word for word as well. He's either loving the attention or severely depressed.
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« Reply #319 on: December 12, 2010, 19:38:15 pm »

Certain he will be loving it, probably printed all the comments off and used it as wallpaper in his caravan.
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