Just saw his "highlights" video on youtube ( I think while playing for Ayia Napa). Consisted of him taking several throw ins, free kicks and corners and running awkwardly. If he plays in our next match on Nov 20 I'll give you an update!
I could put together a better highlight reel than Slowe. For one, I have landed at least one throw-in on a teammates head and touched the ball in open play (without simply hoofing it up the line).
He's landed a contract with you either through bribary or deception and he wouldn't even make the starting line up of the fans team.
He's also masssivley dillusional. I saw him out one night and he told me that he was on the brink of breaking in to the Cobblers first team but had a big bust up with the management - that was the only reason he hadn't made a first team appearance.
On the plus side, he will be hilarious to watch.