Bingers
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« on: July 07, 2010, 21:25:35 pm » |
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Dear Mr Moat,
It has come to my notice that John Terry has been shagging your missus while you were in prison.
Yours sincerely
Wayne Bridge
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The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2015
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guest49
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 20:27:05 pm » |
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If they don't catch him by Saturday the reward doubles to £20,000. Yes, it's a Raoul-over.
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abington_cobbler
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 13:58:11 pm » |
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How times change.... In medieval times if you had a Moat around your village you felt safe!
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abington_cobbler
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2010, 14:58:24 pm » |
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What's the difference between Raoul Moat and Ashley Cole? Raoul Moat still gets into a Geordie bush at night
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Say what you like about Raoul Moat but he's a man of his word, he said the next time he came across the police he'd give them a piece of his mind
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What the f*** was Gazza doing there? Everyone knows England players are s***e in a shoot out
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Now Raoul Moat is finally dead, Gazza can rest easily; Safe in the knowledge that he is once again the most mental person in Newcastle.
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The local pub in Rothbury have named a new beer called Moatale. It's a light beer with no head.
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Apparently Raoul Moat has spent most of the last week stuck inside a four foot wide sewer.
Alex Reid and Peter Andre have sent their sympathy saying, "We know that feeling all too well."
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I tried to give Raoul Moat a lesson on gun safety, but it went in one ear, out the other.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Gazza Gazza who? Moaty mate, it's me Gazza! Bang.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2010, 16:18:11 pm » |
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None of these jokes are RaoulMoat-ly funny
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Who ya gonna call, Scousebusters!!
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