After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see Chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang.
He says "Harro! Peese take off all u croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to ovva side of room"
The woman does this.
"Ok, U craw reery reery fast back"
As she did Dr Chang shook his head.
"Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man"
"Oh my God” She says, “What is Ed Zachary disease?"
Chinese Dr say "It is when u face rook Ed Zachery like u rarse
(Say it out loud..)
A Pishie and a Yank aid worker are helping out in Japan Yank says,
"You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "P@@hboro"
"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.
"Pretty much the same as this place!
The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out .
They said they were delicious!
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!